I Threw a Rock at a Bluebird.

~Indie Beatrice the Bluebird from "Over the Garden Wall"~ ~Please Read About~

[imnotmagical]

“I’m afraid not…” Beatrice replied hesitantly to the man’s surprise. “I’ve seen a tea kettle worn as a hat before. And a red cone.”

[nxtwhatheseems]

— —★ Stan raised an eyebrow, “I don’t even want to k n o w where or why you saw that.” he said, shaking his head, “It’s almost as b a d as that guy who ran for president and wears a b o o t for a hat.”

[imnotmagical]

“You’re here, judging me because I’ve seen a kid with a tea kettle on his head...and you’ve seen a guy who wears a boot on his head and wants to lead the country? Yeah. I’m the weird one here.”

[imnotmagical]

@5-minutes-younger

“No offense, but you look really out of place.”

[imnotmagical]

@nxtwhatheseems

“What kind of hat are you wearing? I’ve never seen anything like it.”

[nxtwhatheseems]

— —★ “A fez.” Stan replied, raising an e y e b r o w, “You mean to tell me you’ve never seen a fez? That’s a c r i m e if I’ve ever seen one, and trust me, I have.”  

[imnotmagical]

“I’m afraid not...” Beatrice replied hesitantly to the man’s surprise. “I’ve seen a tea kettle worn as a hat before. And a red cone.”

[imnotmagical]

@nxtwhatheseems

“What kind of hat are you wearing? I’ve never seen anything like it.”

[imnotmagical]

“I was there when you were nearly taken out. I can get there again and make sure you never come back.“

[come-wxywxrd-souls]

“Your determination is admirable, but it is only a death wish. You may believe all the lies that you want, but the truth remains. I will never die.”

[imnotmagical]

“I’m willing to bet against that.” She replied curtly. “What are you even sticking around for? Why do you even bother?”

[imnotmagical]

“You ever hear the phrase, “Where there’s a will, there’s a way”? ‘Cause I know quite a few people who would love to see you gone. You don’t stand a chance against the will of many.”

[come-wxywxrd-souls]

“If such a thing like “will” was ever enough to stop me, I would of died decades ago. There have been countless others before you, some came alone, others with mobs.. they never stopped me despite this so called “will”. What makes you think you’d be any different?”

[imnotmagical]

“I was there when you were nearly taken out. I can get there again and make sure you never come back.“

[imnotmagical]

“I beg to differ, pal. I think it’s unwise to underestimate me.”

[come-wxywxrd-souls]

“Oh, pardon me. Were you not there when I was supposedly “defeated” before? Even after all that I’m still here. You can’t possibly hope to get rid of me.”

[imnotmagical]

“You ever hear the phrase, “Where there’s a will, there’s a way”? ‘Cause I know quite a few people who would love to see you gone. You don’t stand a chance against the will of many.”

[imnotmagical]

@come-wxywxrd-souls

“I thought you were gone…”

[come-wxywxrd-souls]

“It’s unwise to think that way. You’ll never truly get rid of me.”

[imnotmagical]

“I beg to differ, pal. I think it’s unwise to underestimate me.”

[imnotmagical]

@come-wxywxrd-souls

“I thought you were gone...”

[imnotmagical]

lets resurrect my salty red-head.

like for a starter or something?

[imnotmagical]

irosethedead:

imnotmagical:

“No. I mean like actual education for animals that wear clothes…Miss Langtree is a bit of a nut.” 

She watched him as he began to ramble, her brow furrowed a bit. “Well, if want my opinion, I’ve heard that jumping over a wall and nearly getting hit by a train can do the trick.”

“Huh. I’m kind of glad my sister’s not with me right now, she’d probably try to sign her pet pig up for classes.”

“No, I’m pretty sure I didn’t jump over a wall or get hit by a train. I…might have hit my head when I was running away from some wolf monster though? Does that count?” Actually, Dipper couldn’t remember what happened after that. Had the monster eaten him? Was he dead!?

“Well, now they all play music. And they learn numbers and stuff, but they’re all pretty talented musicians.” 

“Could count. Wirt swears they fell into some water or something before waking up here...but they left...so, I mean, that’s probably good news for you.” Beatrice shrugged. “Do you need anything? Food? Someplace to sleep?” 

[imnotmagical]

authorpines:

[ continued from here – imnotmagical ]

“ It’s not just a bit of water when you’re wearing multiple layers. ” Ford grumbled, putting his glasses back on. He was planing his revenge– she would not stay dry  for long. He extended his arm out towards Beatrice, hopefully no sign of malice  on his face. 

“ Can you help me up, at the very least? ” He asked. If she grabbed his hand to pull him up, he’d turn the tables, and try to pull her into the water.

“Oh, you’ll be fine. It’s sunny out. You’ll dry in no time.” She smirked a bit. However, at his question, she quirked her brow. “You think I’m going to fall for that? I have brothers and sisters. I know every trick in the book.” She laughed. 

“I’m going to stay dry, thank you very much.” 

[imnotmagical]

authorpines:

imnotmagical:

“Yeah. I mean, it makes you different. Different is good.” Beatrice replied kindly, offering a small smile. “Well, I tease people all the time, but it’s always about stupid stuff. This isn’t stupid. It’s interesting. Unique.” 

Ford glanced down at his hands. After being teased so much about his six fingers, anyone who complemented him on it was on his good side. And he agreed with her. Different was good! 

“ Oh, thank you… Uh, I never got your name. ”

“Beatrice. Beatrice Linette.” She smiled brightly before offering her hand for him to shake. 

“I’ll be gravely disappointed if you don’t shake my hand, mister.” 

[imnotmagical]

irosethedead:

imnotmagical:

“Then I wouldn’t recommend the school for animals.” Beatrice added, nodding a bit. 

“Well, pretty recently there were a pair of brothers that got lost. They weren’t from around here either…but they dressed differently. I think the oldest said it was a costume or something…” Beatrice shrugged her shoulders. “I don’t know. I’ve kinda been wrapped up in my own issues to notice if anything has changed…” 

“A school for animals? You mean like one of those places that train service dogs?” Dipper questioned. That didn’t sound weird…

“A costume? Well, Summerween was just a little while ago. Maybe they were from Gravity Falls too, but if that’s true why are people ending up here? Could it be the portal? But I though Ford destroyed it…” He was talking more to himself than the girl now. “Whatever’s going on here can’t be good.”

“No. I mean like actual education for animals that wear clothes...Miss Langtree is a bit of a nut.” 

She watched him as he began to ramble, her brow furrowed a bit. “Well, if want my opinion, I’ve heard that jumping over a wall and nearly getting hit by a train can do the trick.”

[imnotmagical]

foronceimactuallyinnocent:

imnotmagical:

“No. A giant pumpkin head on top of some sort of decorative appendages will make you…trust me, a lot scarier than I make it sound.”

“Giant pumpkin head?” She had to be on something, not that Stan was quick to assume but that just sounded… weird. “Are you okay, kid?”

“Oh, I’m just fine. I’m just trying to warn you, buddy. Whether you take my advice or not is completely up to you.”

[imnotmagical]

anomaliesxeverywhere entered the Unknown

“Do you know how many pockets you could sew into your coat?” 

[imnotmagical]

irosethedead:

imnotmagical:

“…Never heard of it…Geez, what’s with everyone popping up all of a sudden?” She rolled her eyes a bit. 

“Well, everyone there is a reanimated skeleton in a costume made out of pumpkins.” 

“Pumpkins? That’s weird, even for me.” Still, he made a mental note to stay far away from that place.

“Wait, what do you mean by ‘everyone popping up’? I’m not the only one? Then there must be some reason behind this, right?”

“Then I wouldn’t recommend the school for animals.” Beatrice added, nodding a bit. 

“Well, pretty recently there were a pair of brothers that got lost. They weren’t from around here either...but they dressed differently. I think the oldest said it was a costume or something...” Beatrice shrugged her shoulders. “I don’t know. I’ve kinda been wrapped up in my own issues to notice if anything has changed...”