hello all!! this is a roleplay blog for gojo satoru from jujutsu kaisen, written by milk. on my pinned post, you'll find all relevant links/info here for my blog. though i am not completely caught up with the manga (i've read up to around chapter 180), i have a general idea of what is currently going on up to the most recent chapters. if i'm not here, you can find me on one of my other blogs: @blastintriumph @muryonokansei
please be sure to read my rules before interacting/following.
for ease of access, my rules are placed under the cut!
I will interact with mutuals only. If I follow you I want to interact, so don’t hesitate to send me asks or IM me with plot ideas! I’m willing to RP with OCs & characters from other series. Personal blogs, please do not follow/reblog/like my posts.
I’m okay with one-liners, crack, multi-para, novella… everything! Feel free to send in any ask memes if we haven’t roleplayed before. Ask memes are a great way to break the ice so I really don’t mind. If I follow you that means I want to rp with you so if you’re ever unsure and worried you might be bothering me, don’t. I’m duplicate friendly.
If I haven’t replied in two weeks (and I’m not on a hiatus) that means I probably lost our thread or it’s sitting somewhere in my drafts and I haven’t noticed it, so please message me to remind me about it. I won’t be annoyed or upset. I drop RPs sometimes out of a loss of interest but please don’t blame yourself. It is always a personal thing that has nothing to do with anyone else as a roleplayer. I’m always happy to start/write more regardless of dropping previous threads.
I have some ships i might gravitate to, but I prioritize chemistry above all where RP is concerned. For now, my blog is multi-ship, so any relationship my muse develops will be in a separate verse unless stated otherwise.
Don't involve me with drama or send messages telling me to reblog callout posts or anything like that. I don't care for getting involved with petty rp drama. If it's something actually serious, I've likely already seen it on the dash and have taken note. Seriously, I will hardblock anyone that pesters me with nonsense drama.
There will be NSFW content on this blog so if you’re uncomfortable with that just blacklist the the following tags, as i tag all my nsfw posts with the following: “cw nsfw”, “nsfw //”, and “( nsfw. )”. Additionally, I will cover dark topics. There will be mentions of murder, blood/gore, toxic/unhealthy relationships and so on featured on my blog. I will of course tag what I feel needs to be tagged. Feel free to ask me to tag anything you need tagged. I am 26, so if a roleplay should ever come around to it I will only write smut with partners that are also of age & that I feel comfortable writing smut with. If you’d rather not roleplay smut publicly, I’m cool with continuing roleplays on discord. I’m also open to just private RPs (not necessarily smut) on discord too, just ask/lmk you’re interested!
Finally, I ask that minors DON’T follow my blog/DNI. I don’t want to be the reason anyone sees something inappropriate for their age. If you’re a minor & I accidentally followed you, let me know & I’ll unfollow you immediately.
@katikis asked: have you ever fucked yourself. wait
@vartouhix asked: Have you ever looked up to someone, like in an admiring way?
@strawdxll asked: "have you ever had a favorite student?"
anonymous asked: have you ever cried?
@cvrseduser asked: Have you ever looked at someone’s peepee standing next to you in a public bathroom?
@vartouhix asked: Have you ever unironically said "uwu"?
anonymous asked: Have you ever met someone you wanted to spend the rest of your life with, even if you don't formally get married?
Sᴇɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇ “Hᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ (...)”s. Tʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀɴ ᴏɴʟʏ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ‘ʏᴇs’ ᴏʀ ‘ɴᴏ’.
❝ yes, no, yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes. ❞ he fucks toru (and he'll do it again), he doesn't like limiting himself to only reaching someone else and there's no one for him to reach for anyway, his favorite is megumi, he doesn't cry often but he obviously was distraught after suguru defected, he'll look and even comment on it (ik poor ijichi has been on the receiving end of this), yeah he emotes out loud, and well yes but it doesn't matter anymore.
satoru never wanted kids. none of his own ever, and certainly none to look after. he vividly recalls saying that he never wanted to look after any brats ever again... and then he met megumi tsumiki, and became a teacher, too. clearly, satoru's come a long way in how he feels about brats. is he the best? not by a long shot. but he cares. he'll do what he can to shape a better future for them, and leave the rest to them.
❝ yes. ❞ as someone that's naturally good at everything, satoru has dabbled in the art of poetry. song-writing, specifically. who could ever forget such incredible lines like:
Four big guys and they grab on my thighs
Blow up my guts like the 4th of July
If they keep fuckin' my butt then I might just cry
Poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes
or
I know you got a fat ass
You know, I love a fat ass
I'll keep you poppin' them tags
Girl, I really don't know
How you fit in them pants
Can't figure it out
clearly, satoru has bars unlike any other.
a pillar of adulthood gojo satoru is not: in possession of an overindulgent sweet tooth and lacking in tact, megumi knows better than to expect a mature response of his benefactor. dark gaze remains similarly rooted upon vibrating cellphone, sight bleary from overuse. he does not dignify the man's obvious response with anything more than subdued silence, squinting at the chain of text responses that have devolved into nonsensical images in their group chat. his classmates somehow manage to match the endearingly annoying ( or perhaps annoyingly endearing ) behavior that gojo - sensei displays to an exact science.
distracted is he in tapping out a response, thoughts wandering. “ if you're that bored, we could just go on a walk around the neighborhood. ” shopping is far from an enjoyable pastime for megumi, a working dog made to carry bags for nobara when her arms inevitably grow full on their little trio's ventures out into harajuku or shibuya. that aside, spending money bears little satisfaction to he who pinches pennies from habit alone. and an amusement park is a little too busy for his tastes ...
“ ah. ” gaze flickers from itadori's latest message to satoru's expectant gaze, perceived even through concealing fabric. “ that new ramen place in ginza should have opened a few days ago ... if you wanted to go get lunch. ” perhaps not the brand of excitement satoru was hoping for, but megumi prefers a quieter sunday to anything particularly noisy.
the entire time megumi's eyes are locked onto his phone's screen, in what satoru assumes must be a half-listening state brought about by virtue of megumi being a brat of a rebellious teenager that knows how to grate on satoru's own nerves the way satoru does his ( by ignoring him, because of course someone like satoru cannot bear being ignored when he craves attention ), satoru is pouting. he's childish and petulant when he wants to be, and part of him once again wants to stoop to the incredibly immature level of outright snatching megumi's phone.
thankfully, such immature behavior is averted by megumi finally returning his attention, even if only partially, back to satoru.
❝ what an excellent idea, megumi! new ramen place in ginza it is, then! ❞ satoru claps his hands together, eager at the prospect of getting out and doing something. not wanting to get any weird stares, with their location decided he pulls his blindfold off to replace it with a pair of black-out shades. more than used to the sudden flood of light, he doesn't so much as flinch as he makes the switch, eager to get a move on. he normally isn't the type to enjoy driving — warping is much faster — but he can't exactly do that in the middle of the city. he doesn't want to bother ijichi on a day of, either, so he's left only with himself as the driver.
❝ SO, ❞ he begins, turning the volume dial down on the radio to begin making idle conversation with the younger. ❝ things are going well between you, yuuji, and kugisaki, i presume? i'm glad you're making friends. really kid, you seem a lot happier lately. ❞
@sukunxa asked: "You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodorant ! Let me rub it once, so i can see my future, crystal ball"
unprompted asks ┆ always accepting
❝ unfortunately for you sukuna, my beautiful head of hair is back and better than ever, and it's not going anywhere! you really tried to humble me, but the universe refuses to let me look ugly. ❞ he took toji's advice. that's how he got his hair back.
