God's Hottest Little Jester

Hispanic, Gay, and no longer Sad, it's over for you hoes.

[lucy-free]

[death-rebirth-senshi]

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

*said with barely contained lust* god that guys a fucking freak

[the-tree-line]

the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

[the-tree-line]

i’ve become a completely different person like 5 separate times since making those posts and there are STILL people finding them somehow

[starfxkrinc]

my body is in a state of shock

[preposterousblasphemy]

[roadhogsbigbelly]

just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point

[roadhogsbigbelly]

[therottenkingsreckoning]

It's basically just this

[roadhogsbigbelly]

brave but evil comparison

[cal-zoney-deactivated20250927]

Well, guess its time to jack off to naked dudes on the internet

[lgb-without-t-deactivated202509]

Me, pretending to eavesdrop on some random family’s drama at the beach but I’m actually just peeping the dad’s body:

[effemimaniac]

new kink rating scale

[wildplant03]

maybe just put “eww” near the bottom of the scale and it’ll be perfecto

[effemimaniac]

you understand nothing.

[trashdogpenultimate]

big fan of penis

[doubleca5t]

He's saying what we've all been thinking

[doubleca5t]

For reference, OP's "Hear Me Out" is on the left and the commentor's is on the right

[monkeyislandtwo]

oh yes i do quite enjoy the "curves" of a body but when i say curves i mean curves like these

[hyenagirl-pseudophallus]

@were--ralph

[lofileatherface]

A weighted blanket is not enough I need a 6'4 300 lbs bear to press me like a panini

[necromancelena]

Die temu ad die

[necromancelena]

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

[chef-boy-ar-girl]

It accidentally is latin

[carnalcervidae]

Honestly garfield is so gainer coded

[carnalcervidae]

Ok fine i want to fuck garfields dad from that new garfield movie

[heraldofultimateness]

Who doesn't tbh

[were--ralph]

to church with all of you

[kapitein-oranghien-29]

To see you? Okey (•ω•) I remember drawing the holy returning once again, so that must mean it is real. The furry Jesus said, "Come hear me about fat dads stat"

[noonesgaylikegatson]

Artist: Naughtie_Nie

[succ-my-pandas-dick]

The Genshin Fandom:

[throathole]

Gay men with daddy issues: yes sir I’m your good boy 🥺🥺🙈🥵😫 ruff ruff awooo :3c

Straight men with daddy issues: I am going to manipulate and emotionally poison every person who has the misfortune of getting near me

[yzteline]

The jump from 2019 to 2024 is sooo violent.