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everyday i wake up and plan on doing Things but then i just

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

Me, culturally Protestant, walking into a Catholic church filled balls to the walls with paintings sculptures candles and god knows what else: why’s there so much stuff

fantasticmojo47

Me, Orthodox, walking into a western church: w h e r e a r e t h e b o n e s

odin-n-out

Me, vampire, walking into any denominational holy place: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hungry-hyena

Me, a janitor, sweeping up the vampires ashes: where the fUCk did all this dirt come from

willowcrowned

not a morning person not a night owl but a secret third thing

After careful consideration and going over multiple options I think the best choice is stay warm and cozy in bed forever.

chadhulk

I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

kybercrystalgems

“Yeah, we hate seeing you work too!”

burglarsonarceny

how does this post keep getting better

memorycycle

hey girl wanna come back to my place and chew on the ethernet cable

fleshdyke

???

professionalchaoticdumbass

you have to call someone now

wonderful-strange

Atlantis by Frank Frazetta, 1973. Originally used as cover for the book Atlantis Rising by Brad Steiger.

Greystoke Trading Company.

tylerjosephotos

hannahlockillustration

Braid.

ladyshinga

stop saying white people don’t have their own culture this belongs to no one else

luckyladylily

That “oh” at the end is the funniest thing I have ever seen. There is no other diplomatic way to respond.

zeravmeta

watching twitter implode in realtime is definitely funny but also anyone else utterly disgusted at the fact that one billionaires temper tantrum cost thousands of people their jobs, countless more across its userbase and is destroying what is one of the biggest websites on the internet? one guy. literally one single fucking guy who couldn't just admit to a fuck up and is taking the whole thing down with him because of his big mouth. its one guy and he has enough money to just tear down the website. one guy.