Everyone fucks up

Alex/Alexandra S. Fucked up some movies. Won't fuck up Storm. Can I be inhuman instead? I'm apparently married now. Life = over.[RP]

[kazza-gillz]

If we don’t win at least one challenge today, I will disown every single person on my team.

…maybe not Harry. I might keep him but everyone else 😒😒😒

[impossiblydeafeningmusic]

Eh. Probably fine.

[impossiblydeafeningmusic]

Probably the best challenge so far and I’m not even drunk yet.

[alltimelo-trash]

If Jack and Alex dont make at least one reference to the Trace Cyrus incident last year or don’t joke about it I’m out

[impossiblydeafeningmusic]

APMA’s are tonight.

I’m probably gonna fucking murder Jack.

[impossiblydeafeningmusic]

If I ever have a kid, I’m naming it Stacy. Because I definitely have it going on.

If you don’t get this, we can’t be friends.

[taysaysx-blog]

SHE’S ALL I WANT

AND I’VE WAAAAITED FOR SO LOOOOOOOOOOOONG 

Would you date a person named Stacy to get at their mom? If she was fine enough?

[impossiblydeafeningmusic]

Probably. Let’s be honest. You barely ever come across a time when someone’s mom is super hot.

[impossiblydeafeningmusic]

If I ever have a kid, I’m naming it Stacy. Because I definitely have it going on.

If you don’t get this, we can’t be friends.

[tanglxdpascal-deactivated201710]

Stacy is such an amazing name, you want people to ask about stacy’s mom ?

[impossiblydeafeningmusic]

Yes.

Or sing the Fountains of Wayne song.

[gryffinlaur]

Totally made out with George Clooney before my set. Amal, who?

[impossiblydeafeningmusic]

Oh shit. I’m so proud of you.

[gryffinlaur]

When you start to think of certain things and it makes you kind of anxious….it’s a bad feeling. Usually I’m a happy and go-lucky kind of person but I just can’t help but feel awkward and weird right now.

……Maybe it’s because I smudged my red lipstick last night while performing and it looked like I made out with somebody when really it was just my microphone. So embarrassing.

Red lipstick: 1 Laura Marano: 0

[impossiblydeafeningmusic]

Should’ve just pretended you made out with someone....or yourself.

The 1975 would completely agree with that sentiment.

[impossiblydeafeningmusic]

If I ever have a kid, I’m naming it Stacy. Because I definitely have it going on.

If you don’t get this, we can’t be friends.

[idkbetterboysandbionichumansxo]

Those nights when you FaceTime or Skype and don’t even remember falling asleep. I always feel bad afterwards.

BeautyCon Los Angeles today and Atlanta tomorrow! I’m excited to go but right now I’m going to go grab some coffee and breakfast with some of my LA friends that I haven’t seen in a while. I need all the caffeine and food in my system right now.

If you’re going to BeautyCon come hang out with me.

[impossiblydeafeningmusic]

I know the feeling, except I never feel bad. Also sometimes it’s cute when someone falls asleep. Sometimes. Usually when it’s me.

Have fun! You deserve it!

[itsmadelame-blog]

I still stand by my statement that you know you’ve made it when you’re part of something in McDonalds. I mean who doesn’t want their lyrics on a cup? Thats the good stuff.

Anyway how is everyone? I’m busy and don’t talk to people a lot and I probably should. Sorry to all my friends please still love me.

[impossiblydeafeningmusic]

I’m lowkey jealous that you get to do stuff with McDonalds. Does it include free breakfast?

I’m great. Living life. The usual. What about yourself? I’m sure pretty good due to...McDonalds but ya know.

[infinitygifs]

My new mission is to try and not feel so awkward and embarrassed when someone compliments me. I really don’t think I’m gonna pull it off but we’ll see. 

Also, I am still not used to the LA heat. I would say I miss the UK but any mention of the UK or EU is a touchy subject to us Brits right now.

[impossiblydeafeningmusic]

My new mission is to get everyone I see to call you attractive just to see if you’re lying about this.

[impossiblydeafeningmusic]

Today is a ‘sit in my house with coffee and not leave’ type of day.

[impossiblydeafeningmusic]

You should probably get started on that. 10 year anniversary or something.

[outofswift]

I should! But also being lazy sounds so nice too.

[impossiblydeafeningmusic]

Just come out with a compilation. That’s super lazy yet super smart because many people will buy it.

[outofswift]

It really doesn’t feel like 10 years since my first single. Where has the time gone? It doesn’t seem that long ago I feel old now.

It feels like a while since I’ve made any new music too. Maybe it’s time to start on that new album.

[impossiblydeafeningmusic]

You should probably get started on that. 10 year anniversary or something.

[impossiblydeafeningmusic]

I tried to get Jack dressed for the wedding.

Lana’s words and I quote “You might as well get drunk now so you don’t have to remember anyone’s reactions to him”

[alltheworld-willbeyours]

She’s imperfect but she tries. She is good but she lies. She is hard on herself. She is broken and won’t ask for help. She is messy but she’s kind. She is lonely most of the time.

She Used To Be Mine (Sara Bareilles)