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MUSE INFO
THE AUDITOR
Age - Unspecified
Pronouns - They/Them, She/Her
Current location - NEVADA - The Ruins
Current party - Auditor, Tricky, Shy Anon, Undead Anon, Clown Anon,
MUN INFO
Fitz
Pronouns - They/Them
Main - @omfg-cl0wn
We Shall help you
...No matter. As long as you are willing to find Agent Torture.
Finally... SOME sense of contact.. After what feels like months...
It's been a while, yes? Allow me to explain our absence.
I had to 100% ditch connection to the outside world. From all of you. They traced it back to the hideout. We were chased out before you could gain access to the drives.
What does this mean for us?
Well... Essentially, we're screwed. Unless... One of you would be willing to travel back to the facility yourselves. Alone. We cannot risk being tracked.
YEAH! EZPECIALLY NOWZ DAT THEY KNOWZ I'MN WIF YOU GAIZ!!1!! ZUPER ZUPER DANGEROUZ FOR CLOWN!!!
When we ran, we lost sight of Nails. Though, they aren't in search of him. Please... I'm asking you for help like this only once. Search for him in Tricky's old hideout. Please.
I'm sorry it had to come to this..
Why are you so sexy?
> He knows you weren’t referring to him. I know you weren’t referring to him, you sneaky lil anon.
> But he responds anyway, to save the Auditor the embarrassment.
Why is a mag carrying you? No offence to the mag
> " Silence, will you, clown? " > " It's so I don't melt and leave a trail. "
" ..I ZTILL THINK U ARE GAY. "
> " ..I told you silence. "
It was taking a bit to trek across the bumpy ground, but with enough willpower, Tricky lead you into the ruined AAHW building. The inside smelled of... Clown. Things were covered in blood, and stringlights were rather lazily hung up around the ceiling as one of the only sources of light. In fact, aside from the sun outside, it seemed to be the ONLY source of light.
"Off to your left, you spy a desk with dried up blood splattered on one end and on the other end was littered with messy electronics and trinkets. To your right was a staircase up to the next floor, though it seemed it would break if anyone heavier than Tricky ran up it. The place was littered with trash, too, Auditor scrunching her expression uncomfortably.
" HERE WE R!! NAOW, MINI IMPROBABILITY DRIVEZ, RITE?!?!? "
> " ..Now, where would that be in this.. Mess? "
" ZOMEWHERE! LET ME LOOK FOR ITZ! IF U WANT 2 COME WIF ME, DEN U CAN. "
> " I believe we'll stay here.. Nails? "
The MAG agent grunted in agreement, plopping down in the middle of the room while still holding Auditor to his chest.
> " Any of you can follow Tricky if you wish, but I'm going to need some time to adjust to my current surroundings.. " Auditor grumbled pessimistically.
auditor, what happens when you posses someone?
> " It's titled possession for a reason. They're under my will, essentially. Do whatever I wish for them to. "
> " ..He used to. He was very well cared for in the facilities. I'm not sure about what he'd been doing in the old base after I was defeated, though. "
Are you made of fire or slime?
> “ Part of me feels like I’ve answered this before.. “
Hey sis we miss you.
> " ..I can't say that I know you all that well, but you uhm.. Look rather familiar. Pff. "
does it say clown was here on the side of that building? -undead anon
" OTHERWIZE IT WUZ JUZT A UZELEZZ BUILDING! "
> " ...Childish, " Auditor scoffs.
So... can we ask nails stuff or can they even talk? - confused anon
> " ...Nails can talk, but its just.. Hard for him. It's why I usually answer for him. He has certain mannerisms that are easy to understand, I mean.. I lived with him for as long as I can remember; even after his Magnification. "
i saw a poster that said that there is only one sandwich in nevada is that true?
> Somehow, this doesn't seem too far fetched for tricky.
milf spotted
> " ..Why do you choose to say things like this? "
[[ hey all whoops sorry for death’ing school got in the way for a while, audiposting will return back sometime this week :’) ]]
From an acquaintance
So, um, this is really mind but from someone who calls himself “Shade”….weird name, but hey, I’m not complaining. *gives Auditor an extra large soda*
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> “ I am unsure of who this Shade is, but I appreciate this anyways! “
(( @asktheorganizer ))
Traitor? Liar? Does this mean that Deimos was previously associated with AAHW? Was he one of your soldiers, agents or engineers? Although his blood was not yellow, like A.T.P. soldiers and engineers
> “ Lets move on, yes? “
“ SHEESH. IS IT REALLY THAT TOUGH OF A TOPIC FOR YOU TO TALK ABOUT? “
> “ I said lets move on. “
> “ ..Gods, how I’d KILL to be at least slightly taller again.. Unfortunately, I don’t have the powers to shapeshift anymore without the Halo. “
> “ .....Plus, I don’t have clothes. I wouldn’t want to transform like that. “
“ YEAH. I SECOND THAT!!! “
> “ ...Don’t. Just... Do not. “
It was indeed growing colder the more they would tread, the sky appearing dimmer.
Though, up ahead you saw a rather well kept together building with a symbol on the side of it. The clown perks up, a smile forming from ear to ear.
“ WE R ALMOZT THERE! JUZT A FEW MORE MILEZ. “
> “ ..You better not be leading us astray. “
Then what about Deimos? His poster mentions he is a liar, conspirator and traitor...
> “ ..I don’t enjoy talking of Deimos or Sanford. Needless to say...I have connections with them from the past. “
> “ ... Let’s move on. In short; Most of what’s on Deimos’ poster is lies. Liar and traitor are the only truths. “
so you decided to put down ugly as one of the crimes Sanford has committed? -undead anon