CALLSIGN SHORTSTACK

9, it/its

[impregnable-max]

they're eyeing me up like fucking sharks in the notifications *covers feet*

[impregnable-max]

evil night everyone....

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[mountedbrother]

my thought bubble all day while teaching from the same desk

[impregnable-max]

is it really necessary for the robodocs to restore my innocence too i prefer not to have that in the workplace thanks i know what you fuckers are like

[mountedbrother]

its neck is small enough you only need a few fingers but the whole hand still just feels better

[impregnable-max]

ah.

[mountedbrother]

[impregnable-max]

why are you wearing leather gloves you're inside. did you hurt your hands knocking zeros off my pay...?

[mountedbrother]

[impregnable-max]

having gym separately from the older students feels kind of awkward and weird like is it supposed to help my focus when i'm literally the only one here and the warden in sweat pants is staring daggers at my ass

[mountedbrother]

[mountedbrother]

im thirteen for eight more days u know……

[mountedbrother]

[mountedbrother]

(ominously from the other room) hey. bring me another beer

[impregnable-max]

*chills down my neck*

*cautiously approaches w/ chilled, opened beer and wordlessly holds it out*

[impregnable-max]

look it's not polite to ask where my augments come from alright they're as legal as i am keep it to yourself

[impregnable-max]

whatdid. you do. with my other shoe.

[mountedbrother]

[impregnable-max]

gradeskipping kid sister will settle for someone who can keep up in the pilot sims it's kind of dire