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pskaguya-blog

Hello Tumblr, My name is P.S.Kaguya. xxo

vegyta-deactivated20181007

Me every morning

wishmaker-2

thebeachboys-deactivated2020050

the thirst for knowledge

thecottonproject

A quick little comic for class. (I am a plant witch.)

saywhatnow07

FUCKING NASA

I’m fucking pissing myself. You know how all of Jupiter’s moons are named after his lovers and affairs? Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter. You know what the craft is called?

JUNO.

Who’s Juno?

JUPITER’S WIFE.

NASA IS SENDING JUPITER’S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS.

FUCKING NASA

gingerfacekillah

b-a-b-y-g-i-r-ll

http://fashionkilllaaz.tumblr.com/

kemetic-dreams

“I ain’t draft dodging. I ain’t burning no flag. I ain’t running to Canada. I’m staying right here. You want to send me to jail? Fine, you go right ahead. I’ve been in jail for 400 years. I could be there for 4 or 5 more, but I ain’t going no 10,000 miles to help murder and kill other poor people. If I want to die, I’ll die right here, right now, fighting you, if I want to die. You my enemy, not no Chinese, no vietcong, no Japanese. You my opposer when I want freedom. You my opposer when I want justice.” -Muhammad Ali

NO FEAR, AND LOYAL TO HIS WORDS-KHEPRI NETERU

lunakundalini

If you’ve ever doubted yourself, walk deep into any forest. Notice how the trees still stand even though they are given no recognition. Walk along any stream. The water still flows, though no one stops to praise it. Watch the stars late at night; they shine without acknowledgment. Humans are just the same. We are made out of the same elements as these beautiful wonders. Always remember your beauty and self worth.

crowisgone-deactivated20230422

I did the math and if the Krusty Krab closes at Six and Spongebob always arrives at work at 3 am to count the sesame seeds, and if he comes in every day except Sunday and works at a rate of 8.50 an hour, with a paycheck every two weeks, Spongebob makes $1,326 every paycheck which seems feasible given the Krusty Krabs revenue. So that explains why Spongebob owns his own house still, has a massive library and all kinds of extremities like damn no wonder he can keep affording boating school

tautomers

i live for the in depth analysis of Spongebob

starlightandtears

Mr. Krabs don’t pay minimum wage let’s be reasonable lol

marniethedog

More tarte pls

geekasaur

the ol’ razzle dazzle

btchnahalf

Fuck it up, Linda

gaterade

linda’s coming for ya neck

lmao

LOOOOL

Consent is important

Progressive frat dude, aka

Brogressive

firstoffletmesayi

10 points for South Park

jchamphero

My mentality all day

lovemissangela

People on tumblr be like

sipnsyphe

Lmfaooooo

imkiwhereslevi

✨

depressedminority-deactivated20

i. love this.

theinternetactivist-deactivated

starsberrisnunicorns

American History in a nutshell.

classyyblackk-deactivated201604

Always reblogged..especially today.

masatokusaka

nagishoe

LMAO

otoppoi

I have tears

that audience shot oh my word

arachnofiend

This is hilarious and I feel it’d be even funnier with context

Idol fans plz explain

vanquishedvaliant

Japanese idols are generally contractually forbidden from dating or marrying because as an Idol their personhood is a commodity and they are selling the glimpse of an idea of a potential relationship to lonely otakus.

Idols are meant to be pretty, fun, cute, and flirtatious, so that fans can fantasize about being with them which drives sales of branded merchandize.

An Idol that has romantic or sexual pursuits is no longer perceived as available, in addition to it conflicting with fetishized virginity.

Basically, the Idol industry in Japan is the epitomy of a misogynistic sex-sells industry where the product is a fantasy relationship with a woman who is performing to make herself desirable.

Many, many idols are extremely salty about this and will go to great lengths to mock and disparage the system, but they can’t do much to get it changed or go against it because their entire career will be destroyed if it is publicly discovered that they have or have had anything close to a relationship or sex.

And the companies absolutely do fire idols who do so, and destroy any potential they have as a career public figure for the rest of their lives. It’s horrifying.

So, in response for portraying a forever single virgin that can’t date, she savagely drags her “fans” who are more likely actual forever single virgins who will never get a date because they fantasize about getting with a highly fictionalized celebrity personality :v