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me btw -rose

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

#dogs when they see the mailman

talon-dragonbeast

i swear people freak out about the tamest shit ever

"they identify as animals" thats nice, sharon

"no but they actually think they are animals" theres a war going on, sharon

"like they wear masks and run around in all fours and even bark at people" sharon the war

being a system means switching in the middle of posting and really really wanting to play hello kitty island adventure for no reason but only the puzzle sections because your only real interest is algebra and u CANT do that right now because its summer break and um normally u dont get triggered out because your only known trigger is literally math and u suck at most puzzle games except for the puzzles in HKIA for some reason

#does this count as an alter intro #foust initially but rose now #shitpost #system #plural #little alter #plurality

yuesli

i haven't posted on here for a really long time... i guess this comic explains why

gravityjunior

Starting a collection

satan-offical

*gripping toes in suspense* oh my golly goodness, people have periods *shakes with rage* NO! CALM DOWN, ALPHA WOLF SIDE! D-DONT COME OUT!! *my eyes turn red* NOOO!!

AWOOOOOO 🐺🐺🐺 I HATE PERIODS 🐺🐺🐺🐺 DESTROYA ALL PERIODS 🐺🐺🐺🐺 GRAFGRAFGRAF 🐺🐺🐺🐺

rat-thingo

new challenge: name every way you’re woke and/or a minority

i’m agender, gynosexual, polyamorous, use more than one pronoun set (they and it), leftist, anarchist, anti-authoritarian, feminist, anti ai, minor, hispanic, autistic, schizophrenic, somewhat chubby, agnostic atheist, one of my partners is a transgender alternative femboy, i’m punk, i’m a furry, and i’m on tumblr.

impromptuteethextraction

i'm transgender, autistic, plural, use more than one pronoun set (he, they, neos, and occasionally she), leftist, anarchist, anti-authoritarian, feminist, anti-ai, i'm either sapphic or achillean depending on who's fronting (occasionally both if co-front makes it so), i'm a minor, i'm a furry, i have three therian alters, i believe in omnism (every religion is true and no single religion can provide full truth) but in practice i'm a hellenistic polytheist (i pray and give offerings to greek deities), one of my headmates has multiple xenogenders and neopronouns, i am anti cringe-culture and pro being cringe, i am communist, and i'm on tumblr :3

thefacets

emotional amnesia activate!!

guldaastan

greta was time's person of the year a few years ago. she was adored by all liberal world leaders and parties. and when she learnt about people's struggle under occupation and colonialism, she stood in solidarity with them . she now stands with palestine and armenia and kashmir and every oppressed person in the world. she could have been rich as fuck by simply remaining as a climate activist. yet she chose to do the right thing. i love her for her integrity.

yes this!!

2019.

Damn bro.... If amnesia makes you forget imagine what memory loss does......

gonzos-humansona

Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.