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MCDONALDS DOES NOT MAKE YOU FAT OR IS BAD FOR YOU… WHY WOULD MARIAH CAREY (world’s skinniest) EAT MCDONALDS IF TRUE 😑😑😑🙄🙄

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ILL HAVE THE MCSKINNY TO GO

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my life is like sopranos the way they kill this big pussy

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may (2002) official movie review

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liked it

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may (2002) official movie review

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you can tell it is a good dupe of chanel mademoiselle if youhave a migraine and throw up

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i woke up to my cats watching interstellar in the living room at 5:30am and i don’t know how the fuck they put it on or what happened im highly scared

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you don’t order a baja blast it orders you and then you are inebriated and have no recollection of drinking it (ice fully melted all watered down) at 3am

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i like being a truther about the truth and facts of chickfila because all homophobia aside (i hate gay people) they dont know what the fuck theyre doing. stupid ass big ass fries that are soggy with no salt. and tubby little silly cups. lemonade with chewies in it. weird little nuggets and baba standwhiches that hurt my bubba. like i am sick of it. shut up and get it together morons take your my pleasure Shove it up your ask

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the gay friendly homosexual loving chicken restaurant is daves hot chicken. there is gorgeous art of beautiful rubber chickens. i smile and giggle with each bite and wiggle my toes. then i suck my fingers and lick the crumbs it makes me super really happy when i eat DAVES HOT CHICKEN

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i like being a truther about the truth and facts of chickfila because all homophobia aside (i hate gay people) they dont know what the fuck theyre doing. stupid ass big ass fries that are soggy with no salt. and tubby little silly cups. lemonade with chewies in it. weird little nuggets and baba standwhiches that hurt my bubba. like i am sick of it. shut up and get it together morons take your my pleasure Shove it up your ask

[1anadelrey]

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my vape guy bias i have 2 the one is american thom yorke the talkative chill kind of high yucky recs sometimes but i respect everyone has different taste. the second one is the shy a little bit nonverbal guy who is a chiller and he throws in random discounts without telling you. these shops are over 2 hours apart from each other. you can make friends anywhere

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when baby gronk is working the register and the strip lights are on you knooowww youre not getting carded

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nooo please dont make me go to the smoke shop alone im strange and peculiar they think im a fed

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i was really sad when marina and lana broke up

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something about antivape commercials makes me vape harder, fart louder, and Love a little more

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the difference between muppets and puppets is that muppets are alive and real

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how am i supposed to believe majima is like 40 when hes wearing the same outfit from the 80s and all they did was give him facial hair