Don't Lose the Dreams Inside Your Head

Maui, 30, Indiana. Taylor Swift and Dave Matthews Band and soccer and cats.

[voxvenati]

[localairport]

Sorry! We threw out your luggage because it was giving the airplane a tummy ache

[boeing747]

[justcatposts]

“I was just dreaming of this.” 

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[issamomma]

So uuuuhhhh…got my daughter a yogurt this morning and learned something new.

[issamomma]

Guys I just realized they meant there’s a city in Texas called Ding Dong. I thought the people at GoGurt were really like, “DING DONG! WAKE UP SHEEPLE. BIG GOVERNMENT DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW. TEXAS IS REAL. LOOK IT UP. GET THIS TO THE PEOPLE.” Like some big exec at Yoplait is ready to lose his life over exposing a national secret through the medium of childrens’ yogurt snack tubes.

[neil-gaiman]

who even are you. like what did you write

I have no idea. Let me see if anyone else in this ask place knows.

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

he was in arthur.

[telebisou]

you’re thinking of Jill Eikenberry; I think this guy was an astronaut of some kind

[asingerofdreams]

that’s Neil Armstrong, I thought this guy was in How I Met Your Mother

[neil-gaiman]

That’s Neil Patrick Harris. I think this might have been the playwright who wrote The Odd Couple.

[merinnan]

That’s Neil Simon. I think this is the musician who wrote Sweet Caroline.

[hils79]

That’s Neil Diamond. I think this is an astrophysicist

[oneiriad]

That’s Neil deGrasse Tyson. I think this is a river in Egypt.

[omgpurplefattie]

That’s the Nile; I think this is the Irish guy who made the movies “The Crying Game” and “Interview with the Vampire”.

[stripedsweatergirl]

No no no, that’s Neil Jordan. I think this is the English author who helped write Good Omens.

[aphony-cree]

You’re right! This is Terry Prachet’s tumblr. Good job everyone

[cuddlydemons]

ok I love this meme but like

Neil Gaiman actually was in Arthur.

[neil-gaiman]

This is true.

[dovesndecay]

what were you doing in a falafel

[kipplekipple]

Let a man live

[gen-is-gone]

happy first birthday to this thread everyone

[meltingflowers-deactivated20120]

Death of a Cyborg by Shorra.

[ishouldbeoverthis]

I love this—the expectation that it’s an old master and then you look at the subject.

[earthshaker1217]

Cyber-romanticism

I love it

[positivemotivation]

Lynda Carter going off for Pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Month and I'm here for it!

[comebackbehere]

me: i have so much to do

also me:

[vindogy]

Obsessed with this dude in the notes of the "don't ask a swede if you can eat at their house" post who seems to be unaware that setheverman has been inactive for uh

Over 3 years

[lohboh]

He starved to death at a friend's house

[demonius-darkblade]

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

[clayboy2000-deactivated20210427]

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

[funnytwittertweets]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Really just needed that iced coffee.

via

[jartitameteneis]

[furbearingbrick]

[worldtattoogallery]

Tattoo by © Kat Abdy.

[cisthoughtcrime]

[rootbeergoddess]

I fucking love this

[ginger-ale-official]

Well what’s the fucking point then

[cherryangel-bpd-blog]

hey sorry for not texting u back im depressed