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I'm too drunk

To remember who that person is.

Me: have you been sneaking alcohol behind your mother's back again?

Dad: nope

Me:

Dad: okay yes.

Me: thought so.

im gonna shoot someone before this game is over.

I'm too drunk

to get these hotdogs off this grill.

I'm too drunk

To see this tv. "There's another chick with 4 boobs!"

Im too drunk

To charge this iPhone.

I'm too drunk

to fix this card.

I'm too drunk

To plug in this iPad.

Unicorns are as rare as bisexual women.

I'm too drunk to

Eat these corn dogs.

I'm too drunk to.

Explain this science.

Guess what time it is!

"I'm too drunk to tell you how light this bright is."

"Daddy's good, watching the game."

Says mom to dad's mother.

LMFAO lie of the week!

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Fucking hilarious.

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