Exhausted

Hey gender is fake, they/them Nonbinary Tired and in college for some reason idk

[theconcealedweapon]

[rox-and-prose]

Also? I dont want anyone who wants to be able to murder people with no repercussions to carry a firearm. I mean, I dont really want cops to exist at all but like especially that kind

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everythingfox]

Fluff bunn

(via)

[cheesekait]

stardew valley really should make it so when a towns person has a high enough friendship with you they mind their own fucking business when they see you raiding through the saloon’s trash with your lil raccoon hands

[pintoras]

“Imagine a woman in the long skirts and high collar of the early 20th century standing in front of the painting she created. It is a massive piece—about 10 feet tall by 8 feet wide—and it is not a landscape, a portrait, a still life, nor a scene from myth or history. Dominating the composition is a bold yellow form reminiscent of a plant or sea creature, glowing amid colorful, biomorphic shapes and vigorous lines. This is just one of 10 such works that she has created almost entirely alone—sometimes walking on her work as she lays down the paint—and one of 193 radically abstract paintings that she has made in a few short years, between 1906 and 1915. None of these details fit with the story told in museums and art history courses. We know the first abstract painters so well that we often refer to them by last names alone: Kandinsky, Malevich, Mondrian. We know who is celebrated for doing “action painting” on giant canvases laid on the floor—Pollock. Each of these men has been lauded for opening a way into new territory. As it turns out, that territory had already been explored by another artist. Her name was Hilma af Klint.”

— Who Was Hilma af Klint?: At the Guggenheim, Paintings by an Artist Ahead of Her Time by Caitlin Dover

[unpretty]

[justgot1]

THE FUCK

[pyromancing]

It gets even better.

[lostalive]

The real kicker is that hers actally look like something done on purpose and with meaning and are actually visually appealing.

[tshifty]

part of me is like “what the fuck do you mean next week is august when last week was mid april” but then the other part of me is like “approximately 7 years have passed since december 2019 and july 2020″ so that’s fun

[whitepeopletwitter]

[omghotmemes]

Not a parent or a teacher but hope to add perspective

[unyanizedcatboys]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thewellofastarael]

Fun fact: the reason wearing seatbelts became common in the US was because kids were trained to in school, and would constantly bug their parents to wear their own seatbelts. In my mom’s words, everyone was shamed by little children into behaving safely.

[psychotictea]

This is how I got my mom to quit smoking,,, by annoying the everloving shit oughta her at age 7

[everythingfox]

Happy leaf sweeper

(via)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Real talk I hate modern interior design. I loathe it. I detest it in the personal vindictive way typically reserved for middle school bullies and extended family members who vote republican. Modern furniture design is grotesque, and not in the fun freaky way I respect. It is disgusting. It is morally indefensible. It has no back support, provides no comfort, no joy, no cushion for my tush or my spine. Minimalism does not exist for you, it in fact resents your very presence and the fact of your birth. These worthless sticks of chrome and pleather furniture are shaped solely to stroke the slimy egoes of fool designers & capitalists & hipster-cum-sports bars that charge $12 for an appetizer. Such morally defunct furnishings are for observation and corporate office waiting room decoration only, their raison d'etre is stubbed toes and back pain, they exist to punish you for having the needs of flesh, how dare you mistake them for friends

[yogurt831]

what the hell did modern furniture do to you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THERE’S NO PLACE FOR ME TO FUCKING SIT!!!

[back-intheu-s-s-r]

This is a comfy, luxurious chair that screams “OPULENCE” “GLAMOUR” “STYLE”:

This is a nightmare:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hey! actually they’re both terrible and we should all be living in floating wicker egg cushions

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[etakeh]

THE FEDS RETREAT.

This is so fucking amazing to me.  

[magsgotswags]

This is an excellent shieldwall. 

[sixpenceee]

Huge oceanic Manta Ray spotted near Trinidad. There is a shark of scale.

Source

[chiller2000]

me <— jaw drops open

[biglawbear]

Bitch this thing is bigger than my apartment!!!

[catsbeaversandducks]

[notobadthings]

I knew what would happen and yet

[disgustinganimals]

What *can’t* we learn from looking to the wisdom of nature?

Here’s one

[astalkingirin]

The best part is that the cat’s first box was already too small. “I learned nothing and never will.”

[lynati]

“Small box makes me feel safe…smaller box make me feel…safer??”

[self-titled-lives]

this is probably my favorite disney related criticism ever

[siderealsandman]

Defunctland is such a good youtube channel. The showrunner has the remarkable ability to make you care about obscure, random theme park attractions you have never heard of and his storytelling is top notch. It’s a very comfy YouTube channel to put on in the background when you’re working on something else. 

That and he casually drops one liners like this and "a POWERFUL rat...named Charles Entertainment Cheese."

[jaubaius]

Cat tries to get off of a piano.

[blueandbluer]

Oh no baby 

[kittykat8311]

play that funky music jazz man

[carillonghorn]

@1-ufo Rudy

[everythingfox]

“It’s a good thing he’s cute!”

(via)

[petwrestling101]

Goldens…They’re either really pretty or really smart. Never both at once.