Actual Lady

She/Her Italy 23

[elasticitymudflap]

i can never face my family again

[emolgana]

incredible stuff happening out there

[pukicho]

There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.

[thefoxboy]

@evilwizard

[evilwizard]

don’t involve me in this…

[kilgarraghforever]

@theshitpostcalligrapher ?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[gotham-at-nightfall]

V A D E R

By Brandon Ward

[nativenews]

[gayvampyr]

here is an article detailing the US involvement in the Sudanese genocide

The US and the Sudan Conflict: Motives and Ability to Influence Events

The United States and Saudi Arabia announced on June 17, 2023 that both sides to the conflict in Sudan—the Sudanese Army Forces (SAF) and th

this Medium article about Congo is paywalled but should work with 12ft.io extension

Silent Suffering: Unmasking Racism’s Veil on the Congo Genocide

Since 1990, a devastating genocide has been unfolding in the heart of Africa, claiming millions of innocent lives- several of whom have…

[omegaverse]

I make fun of coffee drinkers for being physically addicted to and dependent on badbreath bitterdrink but when i dont have my morning tea i feel like a mentally ill caveman about to do something bad.

[omegaverse]

^ the gurgling farter

[iamoutofideas]

you’re all gonna love me for slamming cans of mango monster in the morning

[omegaverse]

^ the jittering trembler

[mazeltron]

[omegaverse]

^ The nefarious anglerfish

[stiwfssr]

This porno didn’t fuck around

[practical---bitchcraft]

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

there’s… a lot to take in here…

[fineillsignup]

I was so flummoxed by this I had to learn more, so I took to Google, where I found this blog post by Dan Cardone, who was a grip on this film. Some highlights:

This was the first set I had been on that featured three directors, and hopefully the last. One director was there to primarily film the sex scenes, which he did effectively and economically. The other two directors handled what is called in porn-lingo ‘B-Roll’, i.e. everything non sexual. Which on this film was substantial. The plot for To The Last Man involves two ranches populated entirely by horny men who have random sex and feud over water, as they are in the middle of a crippling drought. Which is why we filmed in Arizona during thunderstorm season…

It’s amazing no one got killed, or seriously injured. There was horse riding, there were fight scenes of rocky escarpments, there were drownings. When the real guns and live ammunition came out for a scene I thought, “That’s it, I’m going back to the truck”.

Fortunately, one of the models was also a fully qualified nurse, so that saved money, time and also lives. Plus, he was sexy, so it was win/win.

[abysmallylost23]

[passivefan-deactivated20230702]

[burnitalldowndarling]

“FORTUNATELY ONE OF THE MODELS WAS ALSO A FULLY QUALIFIED NURSE” my god I am LOSING my MIND

[singelisilverslippers]

just go see an ob-gyn

[riajade01]

Help me ob-gyn kenobi, you’re my only hope.

[jenroses]

She needed more midwife-clorians. 

[hlahlahlahlahly]

I really hope everyone reblogging this followed the link and read the article, because it’s larger point is really good “Reproductive health and childbirth is a crutch, and Lucas gets away with it because his audience accepts that these things are mysterious and cannot be intervened with the way that that the loss of limbs can be remedied with robot prosthetics, or the way Luke can be rescued from near-death on Hoth by being submerged in a bacta tank. Having babies is worse than being mauled by a wampa ice creature or being chopped up by lightsabers and falling into a river of lava. Lucas can write a world like that, and worse, the audience will accept it. But uteruses aren’t made of malignant magic. Women’s bodies are real physical things that can be studied and understood and when necessary, cured. ”

[jenroses]

IDK about everyone else, but I’ve actually been certified as a doula and childbirth educator and worked in women’s health media for most of a decade.  All points valid, but “Help me OB-GYN Kenobi” broke me. 

[lkeke35]

And this is how you can tell a story was written by men because pre-natal healthcare never even occurred to the writer. Women’s insides are a mysterious and magical place that no man either can fathom, or just just not want to think about, so in stories like this they just handwave it away as” dying in childbirth”.

[cranquis]

Help me, OB-GYN Kenobi.

[tachyon-at-rest]

https://www.deviantart.com/capnchef/art/OBGYN-Kenobi-438450694

[0ctoberrr]

I love how everyone’s like YES ALL POINTS VALID

But

“Help me OB-GYN Kenobi”

[jackdaw-kraai]

to be fair, it is a brilliantly executed pun

[firebuggg]

i hope oceangate gets sued to hell for violating basic safety principles in pursuit of profit, i hope a teenager doesn’t die a horrible death, and i hope the world pays much more attention to the fact that 500 migrants died that same horrible death last week in a completely preventable sinking that was engineered by bureaucratic racism and cruelty. where were their millions of dollars and manpower hours in rescue efforts?

[bunniboytoy]

just realizes olive oil comes from olives…. much to think about

[bunniboytoy]

i will not have y’all humiliate me like you did when i said i thought microwaves just blew hot air on the food

[l3wdbee]

Bro.

[bunniboytoy]

i thought the spinning helped it cock faster leave me ALONE????

[l3wdbee]

[bunniboytoy]

stop reblogging this i can’t be known for this

[keikomivra]

the mandalorian | ch. 20: the foundling + text posts

[rob1nseggblue]

take my collection of important images

wish i could add more but im on mobile rn

[souplovingwerewolf]

H...m. theses.... theesc are sneepular

[cheese24k]

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

[missjonesie99]

I don’t know what’s funnier, how she said physical activities or the snort.

[auncyen]

I love how she gradually loses it. She gives it her best try and then you can just hear where her composure starts breaking down.

[tamhonksss]

i always lose it when her voice trips into the fifth dimension as she says physical activities 

[caats]

Lmao this is so funny ♡

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

[kiera-jpg]

if this comes up on my dash and i don’t reblog it - just assume im dead

[badkidgorgug]

*sigh* it’s time again

[atlinmerrick]

I have never ever not one time ever managed to take my eyes off Tom to even see the dancers around him. It’s been years. Are there other dancers?

[macgyvershe]

Tom Holland is a gift to humanity. I love him to itty bitty bits.

[jobooksncoffee]

Just like the beautiful people before me, I can’t take my eyes off Tom, and I too love him to itty bitty bits! 😍😍

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[thornendless2498]

How many times have I reblogged shit like this with nothing happening?

Here we go again, I guess

[emotion-deluxe]

No offense but where are the male porn bots

[calellon]

..and where are all the gods?

[tokentrans]

where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

[laylamva]

Isn’t there a white guy to clutter up my feed?

[glassmirrormask]

Late at night I scroll and I block and I dream of what I need

[sarakouda]

I need a manwhore! 💥💥💥💥

[emotion-deluxe]

Can someone PLEASE answer my question

[animals-riding-animals]

cat riding sheep

[heroofthreefaces]

lookin at the first few moments thinkin “what’s wrong with that foreleg? is it folded under the cat at a funny angle? is the cat missing half that leg? wait. no. it’s just buried up to the elbow in wool”

[dovewithscales]

Fun fact. Lanolin, the oil in wool which makes it water resistant, has a scent similar to one produced by nursing mother cats which induces nursing behaviour in kittens. A lot of cats will exhibit this behaviour with wool blankets for the same reason.

[naamahdarling]

The adorable behavior she is showing at the end, deep treading and pressing the flat.of her head against the sheep, rooting her nose around in the sheep’s wool, ears turned sweetly back, is STRONG kitten nursing behavior. This cat is a full adult and doing unusually Baby things. I’d say that checks out. She’s treating the sheep like Mom. Adults, even those with residual nursing behaviors, don’t often go THIS baby. I wouldn’t be surprised if the cat were actually suckling. She’s incredibly happy.

The sheep seems to be very much enjoying it as well. I loooove this.