I'd Probably Eat That If You Let Me

Dedicated to finding those tasty snacks we all crave

[theweight]

this orange was pregnant. Isn’t the world amazing

[inappropriateplanteater]

Aborted that thang

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[inappropriateplanteater]

this CEO and his celery will be included when we eat the rich

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[dandyshorts]

I'm really not sure what compelled me to do this

[inappropriateplanteater]

Live by this motto

[finneroo]

I am a violin maker learning to tattoo so here is a banana with the decoration from the Hellier Strad violin

[nyaa]

I am unemployed

[inappropriateplanteater]

[savedgame]

A tortious is sponsoring posts

[wiiwheel]

Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden

[beefwizard91]

[seravph]

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

[rottenlittlefink]

Red Delicious Apples

[punk-rocking-nerd]

[parakeet]

5th from the bottom on applerankings.com

[voidsentprinces]

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

[wisedreamdelusion]

just born and suck on berry

[inappropriateplanteater]

A lot of my baby pics are like this

[darkcomedies]

using tumblr age 14: i am going to end misogyny reblogging pastel art about choice feminism

using tumblr age 23: [in the tags of a poll] SPINACH SWEEP🔥🔥🍃💪🏼💯

[totally-india]

Link the poll coward. You're scared lettuce is gonna win aren't you

[darkcomedies]

using tumblr age 25: i’m about to start tumblr beef with the nation of india

[stone-hard-packing]

this is a pro-fat blog btw. if you're not attracted to fat people then fix it

[cuntylestat]

may be the best response to dumb comments like this

[qelflinq]

Good evening ladies where u want to go

[bish0ps]

Green onion mantra

[jetix]

2022-08-22

[jetix]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[inappropriateplanteater]

I would eat that for breakfast lunch and dinner