chasing plot bunnies

drarry fic writer.

[incognitoburritto]

Hello! Hi! 

You came here looking to find out more about me? Sure, pull up a chair.  Would you like a drink?  No? Just a quick visit then. Okay, I’ll keep it brief. I’m a fanfic author. I write a lot. Like a ridiculous amount. (Seriously, it's probably unhealthy)  All of it, right now at least, is in the HP Fandom and mostly Drarry.  I dabble elsewhere but that’s my hyperfocus at the moment. I also have a fulltime job that is NOT writing and a family and a very likely a whole host of undiagnosed isms.  My fics break down into three basic categories. Long Form, One-Shots and Micros.  

I’m currently super obsessed with micros so there are a lot of those. Head on over to my AO3 to browse if you like but below is a super quick (Quick-ish?) summary. Long Form (over 10k):

The Survivor's Club | wc 61,400 | Rating: M |  This was my first ever fic. Found family, ptsd processing, karaoke, bed sharing, angsty with crack running through it.  HEA.

Dragon Seeker | wc 40, 255 | Rating: Very E | Possibly my favorite thing I’ve ever written. Muggle AU, Harry is a rockstar and Draco is his lawyer. It’s got both of them with other people as well as each other though so be aware of that. 

The Cursebreaker(s) | wc: 24,973 | Rating: E | Dark Mark is killing Draco, Harry is the curse breaker trying to save him.   An Exploration of Sexual Fluidity in Post-War Magical Society | wc: 20,226 | Rating: E | Ron-centric fic with drarry as well then dronarry, then like, all of them. Yeah, this one is fun. 

Harry and Draco's Home for Wayward Artefacts | wc: 13,924 | Rating: Low M | Another favorite, pure fluff and crack and it was SUCH a blast to write. It’s got ghost Lucius haunting a toilet, an alive Sirius and a sentient Sword of Gryffindor that likes to cuddle. 

Operation Shag It Out | wc: 11,524 | Rating: E | Harry has a secret identity. Draco is in love with both of them.  Lots of texting and Slytherdor chaos.

One-Shots (1,000 to 10,000):

The Common Room part 1: wc:3936 | Rating: M | Draco loses a bet and has to confess his feelings to Harry during Karaoke

The Common Room part 2: wc: 2586| Rating: M| Harry is feeling lost while Draco is away and learns a new skill

Draco Malfoy Is Up To Something (It’s Karaoke) wc:1236 | Rating: T |Crack, 8th year, Karaoke, unhinged draco

Don't Swallow: wc:1418 | Rating: E | Hinny/Drarry, PwoP

Hey, Boyfriend wc: 4891 Rating: E | Dancing, talking, baths, confessions. 

If You Were Mine: wc:2572| Rating: E | Bad decisions, obsessed Harry, Tattooed biker Harry

Wanna Come Back To Mine: wc:982 | Rating: E |Harry makes the first move for a change

Ron, Obviously wc: 4334 | Rating: E |Ron helps Drarry solve a problem (Dronarry)

Talk Dirty to Me: wc: 2302 | Rating: E| Harry thinks Draco can't talk him into an orgasam

Talk me through it: wc:3346 | Rating: E| Who needs therapy when you have Draco?

Jammie Dodgers and Bath Sheets: wc:11095 | Rating: E |The boys are broke. They find a way to make some money on the internet. 

Draco Malfoy is a Psycho wc: 2336 | Rating: E | Draco Malfoy is a psycho. Good thing Harry likes them a bit psycho 

Inevitable wc: 1744 | Rating: E| They've been circling each other for years. The outcome was inevitable.

Ginny Knows Best: wc: 1384 | Rating: E | Another Hinny/Drarry combo

And lastly, and ever growing collection of microfics (<600 words) that I've gathered ito a series. https://archiveofourown.org/series/5903321

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🎶 H/D Wireless Fic 🎶

📻 Dracoula 

🎵 Explicit, 8,687  ❗ Warnings/Tags: Vampire Draco Malfoy, Vampire Harry Potter, Movie Reference, Song: Dracula (Tame Impala), Inspired by Music, Top Draco Malfoy, Bottom Harry Potter, Blood Drinking, Canon-Typical Violence, Blood and Injury, Major Character Injury, Auror Harry Potter, Dramatic Draco Malfoy, Blow Jobs, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Biting, Mates, Bonding, hd wireless 2026  🎵 Song Prompt: Dracula by Tame Impala 

🎵 Summary:

Being turned into a vampire hadn't been that bad at first. The blood lust was manageable, if annoying. The sun sensitivity was barely worse than before. And the aesthetic? Sublime. When Draco returns to work and discovers that Harry Potter smells like everything he has ever wanted, his carefully maintained composure lasts approximately four minutes. The vampire living inside him has opinions about this that Draco is finding increasingly difficult to argue with. A mate bond. An ill-timed raid. A decision made in seconds that will last a lifetime, or more. In the end, it's you and me. A mate bond. An ill-timed raid. A decision made in seconds that will last a lifetime, or more. In the end, it's you and me.

Read on AO3

[incognitoburritto]

Dangerous and Necessary

Written for The Drarry Fans Discord. Prompt: Burning At Night. WC: 88 Hungry, searching fingers over trembling sweat-slicked skin. Exploring each dip and curve, tracing each scar, worship and apology. The elegant arch of a tensed spine pulling muscles taut in desperation. Deep inhales at junctures and hollows. Hot breaths shared between open mouths, wet lips, teasing tongues swallowing whimpers and sighs. A firm press, a soft yielding of will and muscle. Tension coiling, dangerous and necessary. Forbidden words whispered into the burning heat of the night. Tangled limbs and tangled lives. The darkness, insulating and intimate, makes them bold.

[vaeshark]

Twin At The Corousel || HP

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📻🎶 H/D WIRELESS 2026 - WEEKLY WRAP-UP #1

🎶  Just a perfect week Read fanfiction in the park And then later When it gets dark, look at art. Just a perfect week Reading at work in the loo, And then later a podfic, too And then home.

Oh it's such a perfect fest We're glad to share it with you Oh, such a perfect fest It just keeps us reading on, It just keeps us reading on.   🎶

🎤 Welcome to the 10th round of H/D Wireless Fest!

The time has finally come to start posting all the fantastic entries we’ve received this year!

We’ve revealed 8 top hits so far, with many more to come. The mods have been working non-stop since December to make this happen, so we’re beyond excited to finally be underway 🤩

As always you can listen to the prompted songs for the works we post on a playlists:

Click here for the YouTube playlist.

And here for spotify! (Eva is now a mod! Welcome in Eva!)

And now without further ado, our Wrap-up for the first week of posting:

🎶 H/D Wireless Art🎶

📻 Dancing in the streets [ART] [Gen, Digital] 

🎵 Song Prompt: 'Barcelona' by Ed Sheeran  🎵 Summary: Draco and Harry dancing in the streets of Barcelona !

📻 Saviour's Cum [E, Traditional Art]

🎵 Song Prompt: 'Soda Pop' by Saja Boys (from KPop Demon Hunters)  🎵 Summary: After the war, everyone wants a piece of the Saviour of the Wizarding World. Draco Malfoy, now Potionist, doesn't waste time and creates the best aphrodisiac of the market. Auror Harry Potter is fuming ... but he is also curious. He must find out why is everyone going crazy about it.

🎶 H/D Wireless Fic 🎶

📻 sweet like marabou [E, 35,776]

🎵 Song Prompt: 'One Of Your Girls' by Troye Sivan  🎵 Summary: Harry is a bit in love with his coworker and best friend, recently turned vampire Draco Malfoy. Unfortunately for him, so is everyone else.

📻 Here Is a Song From the Wrong Side of Town [M, 17,417]

🎵 Song Prompt: 'Home' by Depeche Mode  🎵 Summary: It wasn't exactly surprising that it would be Potter who found Draco in a Ministry holding cell. But what very much was surprising, however, was that Potter somehow kept finding him: at first just joining Draco’s dance lessons, then slowly inserting himself in other parts of Draco’s life as well. Which was fine, of course: Draco would be able to deal with it. Besides, Potter was obviously primarily doing himself a huge favour, because Merlin only knew how much he needed those dance classes.

📻 Love me now (or never)  [T, 1,010]

🎵 Song Prompt: Now Or Never by Halsey  🎵 Summary: Harry ends his FWB relationship with Draco. But will Draco prove they can have more?

📻 Dracoula [E, 8,687]

🎵 Song Prompt: Dracula by Tame Impala  🎵 Summary: Being turned into a vampire hadn't been that bad at first. The blood lust was manageable, if annoying. The sun sensitivity was barely worse than before. And the aesthetic? Sublime. When Draco returns to work and discovers that Harry Potter smells like everything he has ever wanted, his carefully maintained composure lasts approximately four minutes. The vampire living inside him has opinions about this that Draco is finding increasingly difficult to argue with. A mate bond. An ill-timed raid. A decision made in seconds that will last a lifetime, or more. In the end, it's you and me. A mate bond. An ill-timed raid. A decision made in seconds that will last a lifetime, or more. In the end, it's you and me.

📻 what you live in [Mature, 61,858]

🎵 Song Prompt: de selby (part two) by hozier 🎵 Summary: Harry has dedicated his life to being an auror, throwing his all at his job regardless of the consequences. His new case is no different – another corrupt employee that he will do everything to stop – yet this time, he needs a little extra help. He ends up with way more than he bargained for. Draco spends more time around death than he does life. He hadn’t thought that would ever change, but when Harry Potter asks for a second opinion on something his coworker did, he cannot resist getting involved in the case. Nothing will go wrong as long as the consequences of his own actions don’t catch up to him.

🎶 H/D Wireless Podfic 🎶

📻 A Little Bit of Everything by dodgerkedavra - a Podfic [E, 3:45:04]  

🎵 Song Prompt: 'A Little Bit of Everything' by Dawes  🎵 Summary: Harry's not going to jump off the tip-top of Tower Bridge. He's only, like, checking it out. He doesn't need to be rescued. His ex-almost-fiancé Draco Malfoy disagrees.

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🎶 H/D Wireless Art🎶

📻 Dancing in the streets [ART] 

🎵 General Audiences, Digital  ❗ Warnings/Tags: Song: Barcelona (Ed Sheeran), Vacation, Dancing  🎵 Song Prompt: 'Barcelona' by Ed Sheeran 

🎵 Summary:

Draco and Harry dancing in the streets of Barcelona !

See on AO3

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📻 Here Is a Song From the Wrong Side of Town 

🎵 Mature, 17,417 ❗ Warnings/Tags: Deputy Head Auror Harry Potter, Auror Brutality, but it's off-screen, Draco Malfoy Gets Arrested, Down and Out Draco Malfoy, Finite Incantatem | General Counter-Spell (Harry Potter), Ballroom Dancing, Dance Instructor Draco Malfoy, Draco Malfoy Wears Mascara, Drinking, Bigotry & Prejudice, Gay Harry Potter, Gay Draco Malfoy, sharing a flat, Possessive Harry Potter, Epistolary, of sorts, Bartender Draco Malfoy, Domestic Fluff, Implied Sexual Content, Wandless Magic (Harry Potter), But just a little, Light Angst, Happy Ending, Oblivious Harry Potter, Pining, Hurt/Comfort  🎵 Song Prompt: 'Home' by Depeche Mode 

🎵 Summary:

It wasn't exactly surprising that it would be Potter who found Draco in a Ministry holding cell. But what very much was surprising, however, was that Potter somehow kept finding him: at first just joining Draco’s dance lessons, then slowly inserting himself in other parts of Draco’s life as well. Which was fine, of course: Draco would be able to deal with it. Besides, Potter was obviously primarily doing himself a huge favour, because Merlin only knew how much he needed those dance classes.

Read on AO3

[ira-dunfort]

So, that one microfic I wrote? About Harry lying to a historian that he was married to Malfoy? I'm working on expanding that idea. Here, have a snippet:

There stood Draco Malfoy, dressed in pressed white culottes and a white-and-blue striped… Merlin, what was that? A knitted vest? A sleeveless cardigan? Either way, it looked good on him, accentuating the lean lines of his naked shoulders just right. His long white-blond hair spilled down his back. He looked like he'd stepped out of a magazine, or a dream, or somewhere else entirely that didn't involve Harry's dusty, neglected doorstep. Beside him stood a large leather suitcase, clearly expensive, with a wide-brimmed sunhat resting on top like an afterthought.

"Hello, love of my life," Malfoy greeted him, sliding sunglasses down his narrow nose, a cheerful lilt in his voice and a shit-eating grin on his face.

The words took a moment to land. Harry's heart, which had been pumping with rage moments before, now seemed unsure what to do with itself.

Harry stared, quite stunned. "What?"

"Goodness," Malfoy said, tilting his head. "I had expected more enthusiasm upon seeing your dearest husband."

"Malfoy?" Harry tried.

"I kept my name, then? Good to know," Malfoy replied smoothly.

"What are you doing here?" Harry demanded.

"Helping you pack," Malfoy answered, his tone suggesting that it was silly of Harry to even ask.

He walked straight past him, towards the staircase, brushing past him without waiting for an invitation, close enough that Harry caught a faint whiff of something clean and expensive—cologne, maybe, or expensive soap. It was absurdly out of place in the musty gloom of Grimmauld Place's entrance hall.

"Pack?" Harry turned to follow him with his gaze. "Hey—how are you able to get into the house?"

"We're married, darling," Malfoy called over his shoulder.

"We—no?" Harry spluttered.

"Well, it's printed," Malfoy explained, as if to a child, "and therefore has entered the realm of common knowledge among the plebeian populace."

"It was a joke!" Harry protested, mind reeling.

"Leave the jokes to your funnier other half," Draco called down from the banister. "Now, where would our bedroom be?"

"Master Harry's bedroom is right this way, Master Draco," said a cracked voice from above.

Harry's head snapped up. "Kreacher, what the fuck!"

[alixvander]

“Why were you smiling at the girls just now?”

Sorry but jealous Harry? Give me 10 of those right now

[rochiartchives]

To celebrate my return, here's a Drarry Fanart.

"I missed you, guys!" I say to my imaginary followers.

[incognitoburritto]

Nic and Nik

Laurent:  Have you seen Nic? Damen: Not since dinner. Why? Laurent: He was supposed to meet me to go over the plans for the refurbishment of his rooms.  Damen: Have you checked Nik’s suite? Laurent: No, why would I check there? Damen: … Laurent: Damen, why would I check there?

[draykray]

Speak Up for the @weheartdracofest 🤭🤭🤭🤭

Based on a delicious prompt from @coppercatbird

[nsasquith]

@drarrymicrofic | prompt: Hesitate | wc: 50 |

When Draco Malfoy first offered his hand on the train, Harry hesitated.

Unsure for a moment.

Then certain, as he rejected it.

Twenty years later, Harry reaches first.

He finds Draco Potter’s hand beneath the sheets and laces their fingers together as they fall asleep.

Skin to skin.

No hesitation.

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In A Different Lifetime

"We are meant to be making an accord, are we not? Is that not why we were dismissed? The kings are neither blind nor stupid; they knew what we both wanted and will use it to their own ends." Auguste stalked forward as he spoke, and Damen held his ground, hoping the exposed line of his neck did not betray his racing pulse. "You want me."

A story of what might have happened at the Battle of Marlas between Damen and Auguste.

[darlingirly]

How to Survive a Ministry Gala

@drarrymicrofic | wc: 173 | prompt: incline

Across the very, very, very boring Ministry gala stood the object of Harry’s undivided attention: Draco Malfoy.

“You don’t have to glare at the pointy git all night,” Ron said.

“What?”

“Ron’s right, you know,” Hermione added. “You might have a better time if you tried forgetting Malfoy exists.”

Harry was only half-listening. Across the room, Malfoy inclined his head in their private way, ever so slightly, towards the left.

Harry coughed. “Er. Yeah. I think what I actually need is some… air.”

Ron clapped him on the back. “That’s the spirit. Come back with a fresh mindset and less Malfoy.” Hermione nodded her agreement. 

Harry slipped through the crowd and out into the empty corridor. Moments later, Malfoy followed.

“You look bloody hot in those robes,” Harry said.

“Yes, they are rather thick, and it is quite stuffy in there.”

“The other hot, you git.”

Malfoy’s mouth curved. “Mm. Come here, then.”

A moment later, Malfoy had him pressed against the wall, and the gala became very, very, very easy to forget.

[coppercatbird]

Lift off

@drarrymicrofic | prompt: incline | wc: 25

One tilt of Harry’s chin is all it takes.

Eyelids flicker. Lips part. Then, his jaw lifts.

It’s a question. Draco answers it.

Everything changes.

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Trainees

for the @drarrymicrofic prompt: Incline. WC: 220

Feet pounding over the hard-packed earth, that rapid pace still no match for the speed of his heart. The sound of a harshly indrawn breath too close behind him urges him on. Up the slight incline, his thighs burn as do his eyes where sweat pours into them in a steady torrent from his sodden hair. Down the other side, almost there, just beyond a copse of trees.

Then he's airborne, legs still pumping, arms working, as an unseen obstacle arrests his momentum. The ground rises up to meet him, the impact jarring through his shoulder, crashing his teeth together, warm copper on his tongue.

The trill of joyous laughter as a pale leg vaults over him. "I told you I'd win today, Potter!"

Harry's hand is up and around the trailing ankle, pulling, rolling, pinning. "Not today, Malfoy!" Harry pants. Chest pressed into heaving chest, legs tangled, hips aligned. Struggles abruptly stopped, pupils dilate, worlds shift.

"Save the shagging until after training!" Someone calls, and laughter echoes with the footsteps of the other trainees as they run past, heading for the finish line.

"You're sweating on me." Long fingers push into black curls.

"Guess it's time to head to the showers then." Invitation implicit, a nod, a crack of Apparition, and their fellow trainees left to explain their absence.