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incorrect Kate Bishop/Yelena Belova quotes

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Yelena: No one can hurt me if I'm cold and detached and not emotionally invested in anyone.

Kate: Hi :)

Yelena, sweating: Shit.

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Kate: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.

Peter: I thought you were straight up Yelena?

Kate:

Peter: Like, intimately-

Kate: Stop talking.

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Yelena: I fucking love you, Kate.

Kate:

Yelena, flustered: I- I meant loathe. I hate you. Very much. Fuck me- yOU.

Kate:

Yelena: Fuck You. I meant loathe. I fucking loathe you.

Natasha, from her hiding spot: SHE MEANT LOVE.

Kate, smugly: You meant love.

Yelena, defeated: I meant love.

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Yelena: (sends a video to Kate)

Kate (texting): omg I couldn't hear the audio 😭😭 but then I realized it's was connected to my hellcat speakers 😮‍💨 so I went outside to turn it off 🤘 an walked back in my mansion 🏘️ silly 6'4 me 🤪

Yelena:

Yelena: I do not know what just happened

Nat: She's flirting with you

Yelena: THIS is how she flirts??

Nat: Is it working?

Yelena: Shut up.

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Yelena: I made tea.

Kate: I don't want tea, thank you.

Yelena: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.

Kate: Then... why did you tell me?

Yelena: It's a conversation starter.

Kate: That is a horrible conversation starter.

Yelena: Oh, is it? We're conversing.

Kate: ... Checkmate.

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Doctor Strange: I refuse to stand here and let you disrespect me!

Kate: Then sit down?

Yelena: *beaming with pride*

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Yelena: Listen up Fives, a Ten is speaking.

Natasha, Clint, Young Avengers:

Kate: Can we talk? One Ten, to another?

Yelena: I'm an Eleven, but continue.

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Nat: This is your lowest moment

Yelena, sat on Kate's lap: I think I can live with it

Kate:

Kate: I mean I'm a little offended

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Kate: tell me something about yourself

Yelena: what do you want to know

Kate: Jesus CHRIST why is everything shrouded in mystery?

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Clint: Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Kate: Well Yelena and I-

Yelena: *elbows Kate*

Kate: .... Wouldn't know

Clint:

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(Texting)

Kate: I think I can slide down the handrail

Yelena: Kate Bishop, do not do that

Kate: Haha totally

Yelena: Okay good

Five mins later

Yelena: Kate Bishop? Where have you gone?

Kate: ndnddkacx. Vvv

Yelena: ???

Kate: Hospital

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Nat: You're an Avenger now, you can't just kill people you don't agree with

Yelena: See that's what Kate keeps telling me! It's the one thing we cannot agree on

Nat: Really? There's nothing else you disagree on?

Yelena: Well, that and who wears the-

Nat: Enough.

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Kate: my mother is no saint, but would you accuse her of being the devil incarnate?

Yelena: Your mother is not evil, she is cold

Yelena: and you are just...

Kate: what?

Yelena: ... so hot

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Yelena: you stay here, I'll go see if the coast is clear

America: don't go on your own!

Kate: don't worry, she's so cool, she knows what she's doing!

Yelena: (crashes back through the window) they're inside

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Kate and Yelena are arguing when Yelena mutters something under her breath.

Kate: Wait, what did you say?!

Yelena: Nothing, I didn't say anything!

Kate: Hmmm...

Yelena, under her breath: ... I'm gonna say it twice. I'm not stupid.

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Tasting some new wine

Kate: I'm getting notes of updog

Yelena: that's vanilla

Kate: okay

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Kate: Yelena, if you don't stop bullying me, I'm going to throw myself out of the car.

*click*

Kate: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FRICKING CHILDRENS' LOCK ON?!

Yelena: I don't intend to stop the bullying and I do not want you jumping out of the car. So yes.