The Poor Man's Gwyneth Paltrow

Antisocialite. Feminist. Writer. Donut Entheusiast. The Worst. A 1080i surrounded by 480p.

[closet-keys]

that feeling when you see someone wearing a jacket with a shit-ton of patches and you need to get closer so you can tell what type of punk they are

[lmages-remade]

counterpoint: girl scouts

[closet-keys]

Are you trying to tell me that girl scouts aren’t a type of punk?

[lmages-remade]

SHIT fuck you’re absolutely right

[esoteric-merit]

Actually, I totally have something to add to this. So walking home from work yesterday, I passed a girl scout and her big sis selling girl guide cookies, and I was like: Score! I just got kickback money, so for once I have money on hand, and they never come to my house! As I’m walking up, I hear the person at the door they’re currently at …let’s say he was berating the poor girl for being brown. So when he slams the door, the little one just turns to her sis and cheerfully says something like ‘That’s another one for the list. I think he’s at least a two!’ And I’m already behind her at this point with my $10 out for two boxes of thin mints, and she’s all like ‘ah thanks!’, and I ask “What’s this list …?” “My big sister is keeping a list here of racist fucks and she’s going to break their windows and stuff on halloween!”. Anyways, girl scouts are precious little angels.

[esoteric-merit]

Oh right, this. I checked around the dude’s house late halloween night. All his windows were broken.

[kateordie]

THE HEROES WE BARELY DESERVE

[thatlovablelesbian-deactivated2]

AHHHHH IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN AND NOW IT’S UPDATED????? BLESSED??????

[she-guitar-solo]

HDYVDGNCIKFHBB

[lsseymiyake]

When Florence said you want me to love you in moderation. Do i look moderate to you is a valid mood.

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

Happy Father’s Day!

[tkyle]

Kim Richards vs. Eileen Davidson and Lisa Rinna in Amsterdam ASMR

[fiftyshadesofkevin]

New @jonasbrothers shoot for Paper Magazine.

[motherrona]

[spooky-slugs]

fun fact for all the conservative bozos out there in american flag tee shirts: putting the US flag on clothes only become a fashion trend in the first place when hippies used it in the 1970’s to protest the war in Vietnam, because putting the flag on clothing is a direct violation of the american flag code

[hasan-minhaj-blog]

I LOVE THIS FUN FACT

[rubyredwisp]

Game of Thrones | 2.04 x 8.01

[infantilevice]

I nominate “The Moira’s Rose’s Garden 4856″ as the best bit from Schitt’s Creek

[climbingouttathehole]

[baawri]

[karayray1-deactivated20230129]

White people get so angry when they’re presented with the truth.

[biculturalist-deactivated201612]

That moment when a single scene in a Bollywood film educates you about the reality of American politics.

[fictionisalwaysbetter]

This movie is called Kurbaan and thats my man Saif Ali Khan

[incorgneto]

👀

[tchaikovskaya]

me, age 10, raised catholic, accompanying my friend to her non-denominational church’s weekly wednesday night youth event in a “church” with a carpeted auditorium with a stage and a pastor playing the guitar and singing christian rock songs about how jesus loves you no matter what

[tchaikovskaya]

my favorite comments from the tags:

[mendes2k17-deactivated20190514]

the jonas brothers knew 1d was doing us dirty and came back for us. not all heroes wear capes

[eggsaladstain]

SAVAGE

[sniffling]

[legittreeandmoon]

And I think we’re one of those couples who’ll have a long story when people ask how we found each other. I will see her every now and then, and maybe one year she’ll be with somebody and the next year I’ll be with somebody and it’s gonna take a long time… And then it’s perfect. I’m in no rush.