Beans Are Good For You

A blog dedicated to totally correct Allen Walker quotes! (icon: Yujiispotato, header: kou-neko) Please note this is a side blog and won’t be able to follow back Thank you for coming. PSA: yuu14thmoyashi and kou-neko runs this blog.

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Cross: Well they say you are what you eat.

Allen: Since when did you eat asshole?!

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Timothy: I- I lost him!! Where is he?!

Allen: [Shows up behind him]

Timothy: Uh oh…

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Allen: [Chews on ice]

Kanda: You go through me

Allen: [Slow crunch]

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Allen: I didn’t expect a whore on my Twitter…

Cross: Sorry I’ll get off of your Twitter.

Allen: For once that WAS NOT ABOUT YOU!

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Cross: Not a single brain cell in that head of yours, huh?

Allen: Yep! ☺️

Cross:

Cross: You're not supposed to agree with that

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Kanda: You piss me off

Allen: I piss myself off

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Komui: Life is misery.

Allen: don’t be dramatic, Lenalee is on her way.

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Lavi: Are we listening to our intrusive thoughts right now?

Allen:

Allen: no

Allen: If I listened to my intrusive thoughts, I wouldn't be here right now.

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Lavi: Allen are you drinking?

Allen: Me? No. Mine’s water.

Lavi: Yours?

Allen: Kanda thinks I’m playing fair.

Lavi: …Smart!

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Miranda: Why do you pick on Kanda so much?

Allen: Because he’s pretty but his personality is so fucking ugly.

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Adam: I don’t like you

Allen: Oh good, there’s a line for that.

Lavi: Yeah Kanda’s in first

Allen: No he just pretends he hates me.

Adam: You don’t even sound bothered… A-are you okay?

Allen: Probably not.

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Tiedoll: Shall we draw?

Allen: Uh… I cannot.

Tiedoll: What do you mean you cannot?

Cross: It’s worse than a three year old.

Tiedoll: [Gasp] Let me be a better father and teach you.

Cross: I am not his father.

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Kanda: MOYASHI!

Allen: I think you need a snickers.

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Komui: [slams open the door] ALLEN?!

Allen: [Eating a snack on his bed] I could have been masturbating.

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Allen: Master, why are you on the floor?

Cross: The world is spinning

Allen:

Cross:

Allen:

Cross: I haven’t even had a drink today…

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Kanda: You read military standard time right?

Allen: A twenty-four hour clock, yes.

Kanda: Yeah so when you get to the end is it twenty-four

Allen: No. twenty four doesn’t exist. It’s zero.

Kanda: So would twelve be one?

Allen: I- hang on.

Kanda: What?

Allen: there’s only twenty four hours in a day why the fuck would it be one?!

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I’m your friend. And as your friend, I’m going to be honest with you. I don’t care about you or your problems. - Hiyori, Probably

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Hiyori would not say this

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Thanks for the feedback, I'm fully aware of Hiyori's character and facade of being selfish. But he also cares greatly about himself! Constructive criticism is welcome, but please be polite about it. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions and can perceive characters differently to others.

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no

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Also I am very well aware of her selfish nature but once again, she would not say this. This is the same Hiyori who admitted that Nagisa is like a blackhole in that no matter how much she showers her with love, she feels like Nagisa can't be saved and unable to return her love but she still loves her unconditionally. This is also the same Hiyori who was upset that Jun didn't confide in her about his insecurities during Solid Stage and also was concerned about Eichi during the war because despite everything he was her first friend and was scared that because of his contradicting words and actions he would be 'killed and devoured by another version of himself' (and they do still care about each other despite how they both mirror each other in a way that repulses them because they both understand each other due to their similar noble upbringing).

Also at the end of Summer Live, Jun said she was also upset that Trickstar might hate her for her scheming despite only knowing them for a short period of time, she grew attached to them and also she purposefully distanced herself from Chiaki and the others in the Gourmet tour because she doesn't like fighting amongst friends *cough cough* Conquest (and also she sacrificed her profits and risked losing even though she was previously ranking first because she loves her fans and wants them to eat the best food).

So basically, nuh uh she would not say this (this is the same girl who gave up on being frustrated that the other members won't rely on her anymore and disclose their issues to them even though she considers them her family and also would die for them/is dedicating her life to them as her number 1 priority is her family + just the entirety of Accept My Love).

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Not the mini essay 😭

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I have gotten A's on my English essays in hs and I hope my teachers are proud on what I'm using the skill on (defending my princess)

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You’re entitled to your own opinion on what I post, but this is literally an INCORRECT quotes blog, so it wouldn’t always be what you would consider in character. At the end of the day, I do these posts for fun because I love enstars and want to share that. I’m not here to debate with you whether my blog is accurate to the media its based on since I do this FOR FUN, but trying to prove your point the way you have is just you forcing your opinion on my content in a negative way. I mean, you using she/her pronouns for Hiyori isn’t in character since he doesn’t identify that way nor has he said in game that he does. I personally don’t dislike that hc but it’s not in character to what you describe, which is the whole debate that you started. I myself am ftm so I actually like when there is any kind of trans/queer rep in the media I enjoy, but these are fictional characters and I don’t really want to be arguing with a teenager about what is correct or not on the internet. I said last time about wording things in a more constructive way, to which you continued to answer in a hurtful way. Hopefully those A’s that you got in your English essays will help you articulate a more considerate response than just hassling somebody on the internet because they don’t share the same opinion as you.

Also, I also got A’s in my English exams in hs, I hope I’m putting that to good use here.

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Adding in here with my B in English to say an INCORRECT quote blog tends to not be canon. If you feel like Hiyori would say something then submit it.

Otherwise look at it, say “mm I don’t think that’s what hiyori would say” and move on. As an incorrect blog I am well aware of the canon and thankfully I happen to be in a community that says “not for me.”

The point of the blog is to give fun takes and unite a community. If any of my followers like ensemble stars please give Hiyori a follow! Show some love and support!