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kate shows yelena her letterboxd account so they can look at films together and yelena points out "but im a cheerleader" saying that she has never watched it and kate damn near drops her phone but remembers lucky is on her lap and doenst want to knock out his sole braincell
Yelena, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often? Kate, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.
does anyone remember the name or have a link to the bishova fanfic that is based on the film the proposal ?? yelena and kate fake a marriage so yelena isn’t deported and then they do fall in love and the people doing their interview are phil coulson and melinda may?? i can provide more details if needed !!
does anyone remember the name or have a link to the bishova fanfic that is based on the film the proposal ?? yelena and kate fake a marriage so yelena isn’t deported and then they do fall in love and the people doing their interview are phil coulson and melinda may?? i can provide more details if needed !!
Kate: Do you ever feel like exploding? Have you experienced the urge to enter the process of combustion? Has your mind created a logical idea, known as thought, to disperse your body into thousands of particles suddenly?
Yelena : It’s 3 am, please go back to sleep.
Yelena: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Kate!
Kate: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
Kate: Is the pink panther a lion?
Yelena: Say that again but slower.
Kate: I don't get it?
Yelena: He's the pink PANTHER.
Kate: Okay, but is he a lion?
Yelena: Kate. Angel. Light of my life... He's a panther.
Kate: Is that a kind of lion?
Yelena: No, it's a FUCKING PANTHER.
Kate: I just googled it. Are they not pink?
Yelena: AND LIONS ARE?!
Kate: Yelena was slow cooking ribs and I guess they were done in the middle of the night so she woke me up at and said "Here babe, I brought you a rib." so we sat in bed and ate ribs. I've found my soulmate.
Yelena, pointing: May I sit there?
Kate: That's my lap
Yelena: That doesn't answer my question, Kate.
Yelena: Kate... Why did you draw a pentagram on our floor?
Kate: Your text told me to satanize the house before you got home.
Yelena:
Yelena: I wrote sanitize, Kate.
Nat: So, what is Kate to you?
Yelena: The reason I wake up every morning.
Nat: ...That’s adorable.
Kate earlier that morning, barging into their bedroom, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
Kate, Wanda, and Nat are sitting on a bench
Yelena: Why do you guys look so sad?
Kate: Sit down with us so we can tell you babe.
*Yelena sits down*
Wanda: The bench is freshly painted.
Kate : Do you love me?
Yelena: We’re literally married.
Kate : Yeah, but as friends or—
Yelena: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Kate: Wow. They sound stupid.
Yelena: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Kate: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Yelena: I guess you’re right. Hey Kate, I love you.
Kate: See! Just say that!
Yelena: Holy fucking shit.
Kate: If that flies over their head then, sorry Yelena, but they're too dumb for you.
Yelena: Kate.
Kate: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--
[translation: I’M SORRY]
Yelena: What's that?
Kate: Remorse code.
Yelena: I'm even angrier now.
Wanda: Yelena isn’t answering their phone
Kate: I’ll call
Wanda: Nat and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Yelena: Hello Kate Bishoooop
Kate: *to wanda* Wife privileges
Kate: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Yelena: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Kate: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Yelena: Is it working?
Kate: … I plead the fifth?
