Yorkshire Tea

The human embodiment of Lucky the pizza dog

[yorkshireteauk]

Kate is panicking whilst telling yelena her period is a week late and wondering if she could be pregnant whilst yelena just watches Kate slowly figure it out

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Kate and yelena go shopping intending to just get a few things, and come home with $5,000 worth of toys, and treats for the dogs along with stuff that neither Kate nor yelena knew existed but seemed fancy

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Yelena swears she isn’t sentimental until she accidentally drops her phone and the case comes off, spilling at least 5 photos of Kate that she keeps there

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Kate and yelena venture to six flags but Kate very quickly discovers that yelena is not built for rollercoasters as yelena almost throws up in Kate’s hair twice on one ride

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Kate introduces yelena to solitaire on PC’s and a few days later yelena tells Kate she beat it. Kate is naturally confused and assumes it just needs an update or something but lo and behold, yelena somehow beat solitaire

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MY FIRST TIME DOING A TAG!

Ahem, tag your moots for Pride Month!! What's your identity, pronouns, preference and types or are you allies, my fellow pride mates?

I am proudly genderfae (she/they), panromantic/fictoromantic and asexual!

@51lly-kn1f3 @c3rberuz @megamanzerov20 @holorform2009 @countingthestarsthings @pami-the-bunterfly07 @galaxywolfcomet @lalya-veronican @mothpheliaartgallerg @maruchxnn @scallywiggles @meowowstar

[soopermax]

aw hell yeah! thanks @birds-0fprey for tagging me!

I’m a biromantic and sex-repulsed asexual queer girl. I use she/her mostly but she/they is also perfectly fine as well !!

@stxrlvci @endertheloosegoose + anyone else who wants to join!!

[ironspider-loki]

I also want to ehehe :)

I’m biromantic and greysexual or demisexual (still figuring this out). I’m a cis female and use she/her pronouns but don’t mind she/they or they/them pronouns either :)

@eyeballdango @misswritealot @chaoticxsnowflake @hdgepodgelovesfrogs @livelove-fangirl @lavender-luminarie @antwriterr @tardisesandtitans @lamarieederik and open tags ofc! :)

[lavender-luminarie]

ha... i'm probably the only cishet (female) person on this website, but i believe in ALL human rights and therefore lgbtq+ rights. y'all are awesome :)

uh let's seeee here, i still never know who to tag @rayrayhaywire @inejeverdeen @wintercaptain1200 @astraea-and-her-novels @tangayriineee @girlfriendsof221b and open tagsss!

[tangayriineee]

THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH @lavender-luminarie FOR TAGGING ME!!! I... donut 🍩 know what/who I am... I like girls though... That's... all I really know... *sigh*... I go by any pronouns!!! Still figuring shit out right now, lol!!! HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, DIVASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! NO PRESSURE, DIVAS!!! :D @oskartheviking @yorkshireteauk @emmlef @undercoverhawkeye @phiaholic @nixzephyr3001 @blackwidowcanliftmjolnir @your-fav-russian-assassin @the0fi @ooga-94-booga @kisakisaxo @hersterical and anyone else who wants to join, OFCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!! LOVE Y'ALL!!! <333

[yorkshireteauk]

Ooo I’ve never done one of these !

Hi! I’m Jack, I’m bisexual and my pronouns are whatever is funniest for the bit I am merely here to post about bishova but I am a person irl I promise!

And I’ll tag the lovely @uncleasad @mustasekittens @savegrisham @eva-smiths-drinking-club aaand @cherryesskisses !

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Kate and yelena decide they’re going to walk the length of the UK and it goes well for the first few days until Kate finds out just how many hills the UK has and yelena nearly sinks in a bog

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Kate is bored so decides to let yelena dye her hair, not expecting yelena to dye her hair bright green and Kate walks around looking like the grinch for the next 6 months

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Yelena and Kate are making idle conversation in bed and yelena suddenly mentions how dogs like squeaky toys because it reminds them of prey squealing and Kate can no longer sleep

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kate is half asleep when yelena Finally gets into bed and right as kate is going to say good night, yelena casually pulls a tooth out and kate almost passes out until yelena explains it got knocked out years ago and is a prosthetic

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Kate realises she hasn’t got yelena a toothbrush when she moves in so naturally Kate thinks she’ll get a green one for her but when she gets there, all she can find is a kids dinosaur toothbrush (yelena will die for that damn dinosaur now)

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Kate is playing the guitar one sleepy morning and doesn’t notice yelena watching her as Kate is humming to Two of Us by the Beatles

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Kate and yelena decide to go on a cross country road trip since Nat and wanda are looking after the dogs but yelena very quickly finds out that Kate has the weakest bladder of any human after the 20th stop in 3 hours

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Kate decides to decorate the apartment with stuff for pride and secretly Kate is worried she overdid it since yelena isn’t super into decorations, that is until yelena comes into the apartment in a rainbow party hat and bow tie

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Kate and yelena go thrifting and whilst looking through some stuff, Kate notices a pair of shoes that look identical to a pair she has somewhere, and then there’s a mug that Kate swears she purchased and then she turns and notices yelena frantically looking at anything that wasn’t her

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Kate and yelena play twister one night and are getting extremely competitive until fanny accidentally knocks Kate onto yelena

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Kate decides to get a mullet and yelena keeps laughing at Kate because she looks like an 80s lifeguard until yelena sees it after she washes it