Yorkshire Tea

The human embodiment of Lucky the pizza dog

[yorkshireteauk]

Kate and yelena go to a spa for their anniversary and have the times of their lives…. Until the couples massage because whilst yelena is reaching nirvana, Kate is pretty sure there’s an MMA match happening on her back

[yorkshireteauk]

Kate and yelena are on a mission in the south during summer and like any normal person, yelena packs a lighter outfit whereas Kate refuses to compromise on style and stays in her thick cotton costume

[yorkshireteauk]

Yelena has spent the night seducing Kate and right as yelena is about to seal the deal, Kate is hit with the inspiration for a new arrow and yelena just flops back defeated and waits for the realisation to hit Kate in about 5 minutes

[yorkshireteauk]

Yelena is mourning the loss of kate, unsure how she could ever even get over it if it were possible and how she would tell lucky and fanny, until Kate finally comes back from the store 20 minutes later than normal (she got distracted and went on a side quest)

[yorkshireteauk]

Kate and yelena go out one night and agree they won’t get too crazy, until it’s 3 hours later and Kate is serenading yelena to kiss from a rose at the local bars karaoke

[yorkshireteauk]

Kate dresses the dogs up as Cupid for Valentine’s Day and thinks it’s really cute so goes to show yelena and somehow the dogs have managed to steal a knife each and are running around with them in their mouths

[yorkshireteauk]

Whilst yelena may be the little spoon, Kate will always tell people that she is just so yelena can save face because Kate knows she would never admit it

[yorkshireteauk]

Kate wonders aloud what she would do if she had shape shifting powers and then comes to the conclusion that it is better for yelena and the world that she doesn’t have them

[yorkshireteauk]

Before they get together, Kate is worried that yelena would be disgusted with her and is getting in her head about it all meanwhile yelena is just sat there with huge heart eyes for Kate 24/7

[yorkshireteauk]

Kate notices this one account commenting super specific things under everyone of her posts on the Hawkeye instagram but finds nothing when she does a background check until she posts one day and the comment is talking about how they’ve ran out of mac and cheese and yelena nearly takes a dog toy to the face

[yorkshireteauk]

Kate decides she’s going to cook breakfast for her and yelena and whilst yelena is cautious she decides what’s the worst that can happen and Kate proceeds to make perhaps the best breakfast yelena has ever had out of nowhere

[tuometarr]

Rules: make a poll with 10 of your favourite movies. they can be just 10 movies you loved seeing, or your top 10 movies of all time, then tag some people.

thanks for the tag @samclownchester <333

tagging: @almostwritingdragon @bakart27 @archangelraphael @bravernificationbeam @mercurialkitty @michaelseagal @justasimpleleaf no pressure on anyone!!!

Pick a Movie!

Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (2002)

Project Hail Mary (2026)

Down With Love (2003)

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

Princess Mononoke (1997)

Love & Friendship (2016)

Beauty and the Beast (1991)

The Social Network (2010)

K-pop Demon Hunters (2025)

Stardust (2007)

Voting ended onJul 16

[rayrayhaywire]

I love how you know me so well Aiden. And thanks for the tag. Here I go

pick a movie

Chronicles of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe

Captain America The First Avenger

Deadpool

Arthur and the Minimoys

Superman 2025

Madagascar

Project Hail Mary

Ten Inch Hero

My Bloody Valentine

Justice League War

Voting ended onJul 25

God suddenly I forgot every movie I ever watched and loved after the second one augh it was hard

But anyway tags for anyone + @stuckydrewx @cubyk107 @red-plutoo @alcedovoir @yexbarnes @sourcarmellia @lavender-luminarie I'm tired I couldn't think of anyone else just join if you want

[lavender-luminarie]

thank you for the tag 🫶 i have very random taste but here goes

cue me forgetting every movie i've ever watched

pick a movie!

captain america: the winter soldier

black widow

across the spiderverse

back to the future

freaky friday

the greatest showman

encanto

sing 2

zootopia

captain america: the first avenger

Voting ended onJul 25

uh lets see @inejeverdeen @fivecrazyraccoons @misswritealot @ironspider-loki @o-birdseed-o @girlfriendsof221b @what-the-cap-dude @astraea-and-her-novels @agentinlove @shortlikerdj @archerinthevents @sunny-funny-honey-pants @thrivingonaspirinandspite @james-barnes-congressman @bumbumblebeetuna @wintercaptain1200 @tangayriineee and anyone else who wants to join!!

[tangayriineee]

THANK YOU FOR THE TAG @lavender-luminarie I LOVE YA, DIVAAA!!! MY BRAIN IS ACTUALLY SORTA WORKING RN SO ENJOY MY SELECTION OF BASICALLY JUST SUPERHERO MOVIES!!! HEHE-

PICKY PICKY PICK A MOVIEEEEE!!! :P

BLACK WIDOW (DO I EVEN NEED TO ELABORATE?-)

SUPERGIRL (2026)

ENOLA HOLMES (IDK WHICH ONE TO PICK FROM THE TRILOGY, SO ANY OF THEM, IG-)

TURNING RED (I NEEDED TO ADD SOMETHING, AND THIS MOVIE IS FUN-)

AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON (LITERALLY, LOVE THIS ONE-)

DO REVENGE (PLEASE WATCH THIS MOVIE, HOMIES-)

SPIDERMAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE (IT'S BEEN 3 FUCKING YEARS-)

THE EDGE OF SEVENTEEN (WATCHED IT FOR HAILEE, SUPER COOL TEEN MOVIE-)

SUPERMAN (2025)

THUNDERBOLTS (ZE THUNDAAAABOLTSSSSSSSS!!!-)

Voting ended onJul 20

THIS IS SUPER FUN!!! I NEED TO WATCH MORE MOVIES, DAMN IT- @undercoverhawkeye @oskartheviking @phiaholic @blackwidowcanliftmjolnir @your-fav-russian-assassin @hersterical @the0fi @yorkshireteauk @maya444ever @emmlef @kisakisaxo @ooga-94-booga @sharkinthewild @clear-water-31 @frutiestorange @idontexist734 @kurosakiichigoat LOVE YALL!!! <333 (Edit: Well, shit, I accidentally set the poll duration to 1 day, and I can't change it, so I don't think I'm getting any votes on here. If y'all wanna vote, tag me in the comments, ig... Sorry homies!!! My apologies...)

[yorkshireteauk]

These are always fun and please feel free to judge my film taste!

Pick or else

Rear Window (1954)

To Kill A Mockingbird (1962)

Garfield: The Movie (2004)

Garfield: A Tail Of Two Kitties (2006)

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

My Neighbour Totoro (1988)

Fight For Your Right Revisited (2011)

A Perfect Getaway (2009)

The Truman Show (1998)

Pursuit To Algiers (1945)

Voting ended onJul 27

And for the tags I’ll go @moonlitmilesmorales @cherryesskisses @floofyval @mustasekittens @wilwheaton @eva-smiths-drinking-club @pastelslosergang @uncleasad

[yorkshireteauk]

Kate is calling yelena old and asks her what the 1900s were like and yelena can’t even reply with a witty comment because Kate was right, she is from the last century

[yorkshireteauk]

Kate has never learned to drive because 1. She lives in New York and 2. She grew up rich so yelena decides she will teach her while they’re on vacation and Kate somehow manages to nearly run yelena over as she’s getting in the car

[yorkshireteauk]

Kate starts waking up an hour before yelena and moving all the furniture by an inch to convince yelena the apartment is haunted (yelena has been waking up an hour before Kate to do the exact same)

[yorkshireteauk]

Kate decides she’s going to make up words to try and trick yelena until yelena immediately matches Kate’s energy and throws her off

[yorkshireteauk]

Kate briefly reconsiders rebranding from purple until yelena gives a death stare so intense that Kate is worried she may actually die