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*texting* Victoria: :( Trinity: turn that frown upside down Victoria: ): Trinity: Listen here you lovable little shit

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Victoria: At dinner with my family do NOT bring up politics. Trinity: Got it. *later* Dr. Shamsi: So, what are your political beliefs? Trinity, caught off guard, dropping her fork in surprise: Oh uh, well I, think uh, pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he, uh, if he had a gun.

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Trinity: Do you have any raisins? Victoria: Yeah. Trinity: You ruined my pickup line. Victoria: Oh sorry, try again? Trinity: Do you have any raisins? Victoria: No. Trinity: How about a date? Victoria: No. Trinity: You've ruined it again.

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Victoria: I'm sending good vibes your way, they're coming and there is nothing you can do to stop them. Trinity: That is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

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Victoria: A book fell on my head today. Trinity: I guess you only have your shelf to blame, Crash.

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Victoria: Everywhere I go, you're always right there! Trinity: You're holding my hand. Victoria: That's besides the point.

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Trinity: I think you're still suffering the affects of the party last night. Victoria: All I drank was red bull!! Trinity: How many? Victoria: 18.

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Victoria: I hope the person who created the first pun died a horrible, horrible death. Trinity: It would've had to be a pretty killer pun. Victoria: NO.

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Store worker: Would a Dr. Trinity Santos please come to the front desk? Trinity, arriving at the front desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store worker, pointing to Mel, Dennis, and Victoria: I believe these belong to you? Mel, Dennis, and Victoria, simultaneously: We got lost. Trinity: I didn't even bring you here with me, what the fuck?

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Victoria: Who's your favorite literary vampire? Trinity: The one on sesame street. Victoria: He doesn't count. Trinity: I assure you that he does.

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Victoria: I've never actually been in a snowball fight. I don't know the rules. Trinity: ... What? Victoria: Is there a point system, or is it just to the death?

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Trinity: You've been listening to the same fucking anime opening for the past four hours. You don't even know what they're saying! Dennis: Yeah, but I feel it in my kokoro.

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Dennis: It's really muggy out today. Trinity: If I go outside and all our mugs are there, I'm going to kill you. Dennis: *Sips coffee from a bowl*

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Trinity: If the multiverse is real, that means there's a universe where it isn't. Victoria: Multiverse theory doesn't cover paradoxical hypotheticals. Mel: Except in the universe where it does! Dennis: I'm going to bed.

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*watching a horror movie* Trinity: Are you scared? Victoria: In this economy, who wouldn't be?

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Trinity: Here's a fun christmas idea, we hang a mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it! Dennis: Trinity no Victoria: Mistlefoe Dennis: Please stop encouraging her

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Trinity: I'm not tired. Victoria: We're over here, you're talking to a coat. Trinity: Oh. I'm still not tired. *crashes onto the couch and promptly falls asleep* Dennis: Uh-huh. Not at all.