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Dennis: I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but you have a heart and the capacity to feel. Trinity: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

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Trinity: I know I've been talking about Victoria all morning. But another thing I love about Victoria is that she just gets me, you know? Dennis, tired: Can she come get you right now?

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Victoria: *talking about medicine* Trinity: You're so hot. Have you ever been evaluated for autism?

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Trinity, yelling in public: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CRASH! Victoria, looking around in a panic: Shut your mouth!! Trinity, loudly to a passerby: It's her birthday! Victoria: Trinity, I swear to-

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Dennis: Are Trinity and Victoria having a staring contest? Samira: Trinity is having a staring contest. Vic is thinking about her case and hasn't remembered to blink in five minutes.

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Trinity: So, one a scale of one to ten, how mad are you? Victoria: An eight! Trinity: Hmm... I could do better then that.

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Trinity: I hate being touched. Trinity: The last time I maintained physical contact with another person was during a procedure. Dennis: Victoria is sitting in your lap right now. Trinity, tightening her hold slightly: Irrelevant.

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*texting* Victoria: How long are you going to be gone? Trinity: 20 mins Victoria: I don't like your tone. Trinity: I'll be home in twenty minutes, my love.

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*Crashtos wedding, just before the ceremony* Trinity: There is a bomb at this wedding. Victoria, panicking: WHAT?! Trinity: Your butt. Your butt is the bomb. There'll be no survivors.

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Dennis: *Sneezes* Trinity: Bless you.

Victoria: *Sneezes* Trinity: Are you getting sick? Here, wear my jacket. Do you want some soup?

Langdon: *Sneezes* Trinity: Oh my god, shut the fuck up.

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Trinity: If a beautiful woman disagrees with me, I change my mind right away. I have no principles. Victoria: Well, maybe you should have principles. Trinity, smirking: You're right, maybe I should.

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Trinity: *turns over in bed and accidentally knees Victoria* Victoria: Ow, you kneed me Trin. Trinity: I do need you, Vic. Victoria, voice cracking: Alright.

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Victoria: Being a girl in love with a girl is not always cute or romantic or soft or tender. Sometimes it's pushing your girlfriends face away yelling because you have viral bronchitis and she keeps trying to kiss you knowing this because she has no sense of self preservation. Victoria: Update; she got bronchitis! You'll never guess how.

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Victoria: Trinity wake up. Trinity: what Victoria: I had a dream I was pregnant. Trinity: ... Okay?? Victoria: It was terrible. Trinity: Cool. Can we sleep? Victoria: I never want to be pregnant Trinity. Trinity: I will try not to get you pregnant then. Victoria: Trinity I'm being serious. Trinity: Victoria I can't get you pregnant, my dick isn't real. Victoria: But what if- Trinity: Victoria it is bedtime please let me sleep

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Trinity: *gets a paper cut* Victoria, under her breath: Hasn't she been through enough?!

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Victoria: Do you think about me? Trinity: Not really. Trinity: Just, like, every day.

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Dennis: You don't get to choose your biological family. Trinity: You don't get to choose your found family either! Saddle up bitch!

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