(in)correct Cross Gene quotes

[crossgenequotes]

Yongseok: what’s nostalgia?

Shin: it’s when you miss something that’s really old.

[later]

Seyoung: I’m home!

Sangmin: aw we missed you!

Yongseok: [whispers] nostalgia.

[incorrect-crossgene-quotes]

Yongseok: I’m sorry that you are depriving some village of their idiot

[incorrect-crossgene-quotes]

Seyoung: There’s nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand just to seem smart.

Shin: I Photosynthesize with this

[incorrect-crossgene-quotes]

What does exactly that expression mean, “friends with benefits”? Does Takuya provide Casper with health insurance?

-Sangmin, probably

[crossgenequotes]

Seyoung: Yongseok and I are perfect for each other

Seyoung: he constantly wants to kill and I constantly want death

[incorrect-crossgene-quotes]

Seyoung: Swear words are illegal now, if you say one you are fined

Sangmin: Frick

Seyoung: You’re on thin fucking ice

Seyoung: oh no

[incorrect-crossgene-quotes]

Seyoung [walks into the kitchen]: Is something burning?

Yongseok [leans seductively against the counter]: Just my desire for you.

Seyoung: Yongseok… The toaster is on fire

[crossgenequotes]

Casper: only geniuses can say these four words quickly. Eye. Yam. Stew. Peed.

Takuya: oh, c'mon, no one’s falling for that-

Yongseok, barrelling into the room: IAMSTUPID

[incorrect-crossgene-quotes]

Yongseok: In shrek, how did the donkey and the dragon do it?

911 operator: Sir, this line is for-

Yongseok: Cause my friend wanted to- SANGMIN SHUT UP I’M ASKING HIM

[incorrect-crossgene-quotes]

Takuya: Where’s Yongseok?

Casper: Doing stuff.

Takuya: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Seyoung?

Casper: Trying to stop Yongseok from doing the stuff.

Takuya: And Shin?

Casper: Trying to stop Seyoung from stopping Yongseok from doing the stuff.

Takuya: I see. And what are you doing here, Casper?

Casper: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Shin from stopping Seyoung from stopping Yongseok from doing the stuff.

[crossgenequotes]

Takuya: Win this for black team!

Seyoung and Casper: FOR BLACK TEAM!

Shin: Win this because I told you to.

Yongseok and Sangmin: BECAUSE HE TOLD ME TO!!!

[incorrect-crossgene-quotes]

stuffed animal: [has fur covering its eyes]

Sangmin: [gently fixes it] there, you can see now!

Seyoung, looking from across the room: [whispers] ...we don’t deserve you

[incorrect-crossgene-quotes]

Sangmin: Sigh... Being the cutest member in cross gene is so exhausting

Shin: ah, so that is why Takuya sleeps all day

[incorrect-crossgene-quotes]

Yongseok: Being 174cm tall is so hard sometimes.

Takuya: Yeah I know, it was real tough back in grade four.

Yongseok: First of all, fuck you

[crossgeneincorrect-blog]

yongseok : i have only said ‘i love you’ to two people before in my entire life

yongseok : seyoung

yongseok : and seyoung with glasses

[crossgeneincorrect-blog]

Before I met Casper, I didn’t know I could ruin someone’s day by saying ‘Get dressed, please

Seyoung (via crossgeneincorrect)

[incorrect-crossgene-quotes]

Seyoung [reading a sign]: Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does!