Desperate Housewives

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if you watched desperate housewives and bree van de kamp was your favorite you are gay now

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Gaby: Susan and Mike think they're a hotter couple than we are!

Carlos: Oh. So?

Gaby: So we've gotta go upstairs and have a lot of sex and prove them wrong.

Carlos: Honey, you've got to stop this competitive thing. Just to beat some other couple you want me to go upstairs and have sex with you over and over and over and... I'm saying no to this why? Get your coat!

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Lynette: So, uh, what did the insurance company say?

Susan: Oh, they said uh, "You don't have insurance here so stop calling us."

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Gaby: I got an idea!

Bree: Does it involve breaking the law?

Gaby: By now, don't you think that's a given?

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Gaby: Bree, I want to thank you for allowing me to be your maid of honor. I also want you to know that I will be happy to do it again if this marriage craps out.

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Susan: You're brilliant, Bree.

Bree: Actually I’m highly logical which allows me to look past extraneous detail and perceive clearly that which others overlook.

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The canon LGBT+ character of today is:

Andrew Van de Kamp from Desperate Housewives who is gay

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Renee: I’m not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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