I was finally able to get my grubby little hands on veilguard!
Please meet my Rook, Dessa de Riva. (Dessa is short for desayuno bc this pink bitch is named breakfast!)
Anyway, once I get to know the characters, the incorrect quotes will be back :)

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I was finally able to get my grubby little hands on veilguard!
Please meet my Rook, Dessa de Riva. (Dessa is short for desayuno bc this pink bitch is named breakfast!)
Anyway, once I get to know the characters, the incorrect quotes will be back :)
Me finally emerging from my years long hiatus to post about DA:V I guess
Life updates: āØšāØ
1. Iām married now
2. Iām a hooker now
3. I still make and sell DA candles! ( @badgerwick-candle-co !)
Me finally emerging from my years long hiatus to post about DA:V I guess
as i emotionally prepare myself for round 2 of DA Sexyman, I would like to share my favorite/the funniest replies to the first round:
jojo by god your poll accidentally reawakened the āim morally superior because i hate cullenā crowd
honestly, the funniest part of that poll to me is that the cullen voters were so silent. like the tags are full of loghain simps and anti-cullen folks, but like i didnāt see anyone rooting for cullen šš
Warden: Iām the Hero of Ferelden and the one responsible for stopping the 5th Blight.
Inquisitor: Iām the Herald of Andraste and the leader of Thedasās most powerful organization.
Hawke:
Hawke: Let me copy your homework.
Varric: I was gonna copy yours.
Hawke: Well, shit.
Varric: Guess I'm not doing it.
Varric: Iām going to need you to swearā
Hawke: Fuck.
Varric: ...Swear as in promise.
Warden: Alistair is washing the dishes and I just heard him say, āWho do you work for?! Whoās your contact?!ā while repeatedly pushing a glass under the water.
Leliana: At least heās having fun?
Alistair: *puts an entire cupcake in his mouth*
Wynne: Did you really just stuff a whole cupcake in your mouth?
Alistair:
Wynne:
Alistair:
Wynne: You canāt even say ānoā, can you?
Alistair: *shakes his head*
Hawke: On this day, one year ago, I married my best friend.
Hawke: Anders was pretty upset, but Varric and I were super drunk and thought it was hilarious.
Wynne: Did you know when you break a bone, it will typically heal stronger than before?
Warden: So should I break every bone in my body over and over until the Maker is at my mercy?
Wynne: Or you could just be normal for once.
Inquisitor: Iām willing to do a lot of things.
Inquisitor: But admitting to Solas that Iām cold after he told me to bring a jacket is not one of them.
Inquisitor, filling out medical forms: Whatās your middle name?
Iron Bull, concussed: Danger.
Cassandra: Lavellanā¦
Lavellan, in tears: Thatās what Solas used to call meā¦
Cassandra: Thatās because itās your fucking name!
The Warden: This is our camp. Itās not much, but itās home.
The Inquisitor: This is Skyhold. Itās a large mountain fort and the Inquisition headquarters.
Hawke, looking at Kirkwall:
Varric: I hate the countryside. It's dirty. It's unclean. And what is that smell?
Merrill: That would be grass.
Varric: Disgusting.