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Aerith: How are you doing?

Zack: I’m living the dream!

Aerith: Oh, that’s good-

Zack: Except, it’s not my dream. It’s a dream that Stephen King once had.

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Cid: I hate when people ask about my though process, like hell if I know

Cid: “What’s going through that head?” Nothing I want to be a part of

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Emet-Selch: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later

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Prompto: I know a way we can get the money.

Gladio: I guess you would be a good stripper.

Prompto: I would be an AMAZING stripper but that's not what I was gonna suggest.

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Sabin: Ow! My armkle!

Terra: Your what?

Edgar, sighing: His wrist.  

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Angeal: You don’t know how to kill this thing. Genesis: I thought I might try violence. Angeal: Solid call.

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Edge: Met a dumbass today. it was awful.

Rydia: You looked in the mirror?

Edge:

Edge: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and the gods may not be so merciful.

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Shadow: I want to see my little girl!

Sabin: *holding Relm* Here she comes!

Shadow: I want to see my little girl!

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Zack: Hey you coming out tonight?

Cloud: Can't I'm having a guy over.

Zack: Cloud can't come out tonight he has a D appointment

Reno: Don't you mean a booty call?

Zack: Does Cloud look like a top to you?

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Thancred: I wish there were hookers but for feelings.

G’raha: A what?

Thancred: Like you hire one to come to your house and they sit there for an hour and listen to you cry about your life, then afterwards, you pay them like $100 and you never see each other again. I mean, how great would that be?

G’raha: Are- are you thinking of a therapist?

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Wakka: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately."  Why are elephants more advanced than us. 

Auron: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this: 

Auron: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."

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Ignis: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Prompto: Even better!!

Ignis:   ...What did you do?

Prompto: *calls a chocobo out from behind a nearby tree* Her name is Predator!  

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Zack: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Sephiroth: I do have a sense of humor you know.

Zack: I’ve never heard you laugh before.

Sephiroth: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.

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Lightning, looking at Fang: what an angle...

Hope: uh, I think you mean “angel.”

Lightning: I was talking about her jawline, but damn, you’re right too.

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Prompto: What you're doing is illegal!

Ardyn: i'm not taking advice from you, you pronounce the 'g' in lasagna.

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Haurchefant, bad at flirting: I like your name

WoL, even worse: thanks I got it for my birthday