fundywastaken

daily queue for (in)correct fundywastaken quotes.

[incorrect-fwt]

Fundy: I have no respect for Santa. Don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.

[incorrect-fwt]

Tubbo: are you in love with fundy ?

Dream: pft- what no...

Tubbo: then why do u draw F+D in hearts everywhere we go ?

Dream: uh.. it stands for fricking dreamons

Tubbo: ??

[incorrect-fwt]

Fundy: Dream, I can't finish this. [hands over his remaining noodles]

Dream: [excitedly] I love you!

Fundy: [laughs] Really? That's how you're gonna say that the first time?

[incorrect-fwt]

Fundy: One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least someone's listening.

Dream: ...I think you're just lonely.

[incorrect-fwt]

Sapnap: So why does Fundy call you baby girl?

Dream: How about we stop talking for a bit—

[incorrect-fwt]

Dream: Uhm... There's only one bed.

Fundy, pulling Yoghurt with him: Sleep on the floor then.

[incorrect-fwt]

Dream: I'm the smartest, wisest and most strategic in this duo

Fundy: ... dear your hand is stuck in a vending machine

Dream: I paid for my skittles, I will acquire my skittles

[incorrect-fwt]

Dream: [ hugs Fundy from behind and nuzzles his neck ]

Fundy: Not now, baby. I think Dream's still home-

Dream: What!?

Fundy: [ laughs and faces Dream ] Just kidding!

Dream: [ pouts ] I hate you.

[incorrect-fwt]

Dream: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

George: [ drily ] Did Fundy say "I love you" and you said "Thanks"?

Dream:

George: Well?

Dream: My reasons! Are! Personal!

[incorrect-fwt]

Dream: Where are you going?

Fundy: To get myself a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!

Dream: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!

George and Sapnap, knowing full well that Dream got Fundy an engagement ring: [ eating popcorn ]

[incorrect-fwt]

Dream: Fundy just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".

[incorrect-fwt]

Fundy: I need to go back to work!

Dream: You're sick. All you need to do is rest.

Fundy: I'm strong, I'm focused! I'm clear! I-

Dream:

Fundy: I need your help to get out of this bed.

[incorrect-fwt]

Fundy: I wanted to apologise.

Dream: Good!

Fundy: Well, I wanted to, but then I realised I'm not actually sorry.

Dream:

[incorrect-fwt]

Fundy: ...did Dream just tell me "I love you" for the first time?

Niki: Yes.

Fundy: And did I just do finger guns back!?

Niki: [laughing] Yeah, you did.

[incorrect-fwt]

Fundy: Be careful!

Dream: You know me.

Fundy: Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm worried about.

[incorrect-fwt]

Dream: Fundy’s super clingy. I'm not saying it's a bad thing, but I wonder why.

Wilbur: Yeah, that was me. Sorry about that.

Fundy, nodding: Yeah, it was him.

[incorrect-fwt]

Dream: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife. Very romantic...

Fundy: