look,

its in the name, you know what you're here for, have a good time :]

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Macey: Prepare to feel really bad about yourself. Preston: I’ve been prepared for that my entire life. Macey: Preston: Or something mean about you.

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Cammie: I bet you can’t make a sentence without the letter “A”! Liz: You thought you just did something there, didn’t you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon. Macey: Fuck you.

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Cammie: I hate you with every inch of my body! Zach: That’s not a lot of inches.

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Liz: Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.

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Macey: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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Macey: Where's Bex? Cammie: Don't worry, I'll find them. Cammie, shouting: Liz sucks! Bex, distantly: Liz is the best person ever! Fuck you! Cammie: Found them.

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Macey: Why are you wearing glasses? Bex: Errr…reading…? Macey: Reading? Macey: I didn’t know you could read.

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Cammie: I feel like Bex is looking down on me. Macey: That’s because they’re on the counter and you’re short.

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Macey: What's that? Cammie: Chocolate. Macey: What's chocolate? Cammie: Candy. Do they not have candy where you're from? Macey: Yeah. Grapes, nuts. Cammie: No wonder you're so bitter.

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Bex: Stop doing that. Liz: Stop doing what? Bex: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

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Bex: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Zach: Spear. Bex: BLOCKED.

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Bex: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars. Zach: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Cammie: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Bex: 'Prettiest Smile' Liz: 'Nicest Personality' Macey: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Zach: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Bex: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything? Cammie: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies Zach: Socks are Feetie Heaties Macey: Forks are Stabby Grabbies Cammie: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties Zach: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies Macey: Stamps are Lickie Stickies Liz, annoyed: You are disappointmentsz

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Bex: What does 'take out' mean? Cammie: Food. Liz: Dating Macey: Murder Zach: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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Bex: So, how's the most beautiful woman doing today?

Liz: I dunno. How are you?

Bex, slightly flustered: Er, good! Very, very good!

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no one:

literally not one person:

me: so in LYKY solomon says that if bex and liz were captured, the kidnappers would not torture bex but rather let her listen while they tortured liz. later cammie says "solomon was right, the worst thing is seeing someone you love get hurt" making direct reference to the previous lesson from solomon. this implies that (a) bex loves liz, (b) cammie knows that bex loves liz and (c) SOLOMON KNOWS THAT BEX LOVES LIZ. in this essay, I will...