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Nezumi-otoko, singing: 🎶 Ooh, you double crossed me, girl you're such a fake! 🎶 What a shame, guess my lover was a snake!

Ittan Momen: Dude's got a bottle of piss!

Kitaro: That's not what that is--

Ittan Momen, suddenly rapping: That's a bottle of piss!

It's right in his hand and he's got on the lid

if the top even slips it could drip down his wrist

I mean who does this kid think he is?

Look at the bubbles, look at the color

Homie's dehydrated, get him some water

Prove that it's juice, drink it

We wanna see, we think it's pee

We don't believe ya, we think it's from your urethra

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Nezumi-Otoko: My main goal is to BLOW UP

Nezumi-Otoko: And then act like I don't know nobody!

most obnoxious laugh ever known to man

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Backbeard: So, what are you doing here?

Kitaro: Oh, you know, just… hanging around.

Backbeard: Hanging around?

Kitaro: Hanging around.

Backbeard: Thwarting my plans?

Kitaro: Thwarting your plans?

Backbeard: Are you?

Kitaro: No.

Backbeard: Good, 'cause that would be bad.

Kitaro: How bad?

Backbeard: I'd have to kill you.

Kitaro: That's bad.

Backbeard: Indeed.

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Nezumi-Otoko: I hate everyone! And everyone hates me!

Kitaro: I don't hate you, Nezumi. In fact, I'm proud of how much you grew this series.

Nezumi-Otoko:

Nezumi-Otoko: BULLSHIT!!!

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Konaki-Jiji, planning to take down Backbeard: I say we invite Backbeard over for dinner. Turn enemies into friends. Then, when he's not expecting it, WHAM! Ol’ fork in the eye.

Kitaro: …Do you think it would work without the fork in the eye?

Konaki-Jiji, shrugging: Well, there’s always a first time.

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Backbeard: Why are you waking me this late?

Nezumi, after joining the Western Yokai: I need your help. I've done something very bad.

Backbeard: Put the corpse on ice. I'm on my way.

Nezumi: Wait that's- that's not- why would you--

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Wolfgang: You’ve got to be careful, for a pretty girl like yourself, there’s a lot of disreputable characters out there…

Wolfgang: Like that mysterious outlaw… WOLFGANG!

Camilla lets out a soft giggle

Camilla: He sounds bad~! If I saw him… I’d scream~

Wolfgang, now super flustered: hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYEP—

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Kitaro: You-- You said I could trust you! You said you were a gamer!

La Seine: Kitaro...

La Seine: I only play mobile games.

Kitaro: NOO!!

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Yūna: Maybe, because you’re good-looking, you’re used to getting away with things. But, I want you to know that your actions have an effect on others, and you are a horrible person, and you not understanding you’re a horrible person doesn’t make you less of a horrible person.

Gahi: ...You think I’m good-looking?

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Agnes: Just admit it. You like Kitaro.

Neko-Musume, her face a peach pink: Oh, come on. I mean, am I attracted to Kitaro? Sure. Do my days feel better when I'm around him? Yeah. Does he get me in ways no one ever has? Indubitably. Do I fantasize about him? Yes, but only in two positions. Look, am I the kind of girl who would try to steal someone else's wife? Sure, of course, but do I love Kitaro? The answer's yes. So, you have nothing to worry about.

Agnes, rolling her eyes: Here we go again...

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Neko-Musume, sighing, facepalming: Are you drunk?

Konaki-Jijii, drunk: Only on adventure.

Konaki-Jijii: And gin. And vodka. And bourbon. And gin.

Kitaro, drunk as well: And adventure!

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Nezumi-Otoko, trying to go back on his decision to join the Western Yokai Corps: No! Kitaro says you’re bad!

Backbeard, looking back down at Nezumi Otoko: Well, Kitaro is a stupid bitch.

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Kitaro: Alright, everyone, time to take down Tamamo-no-Mae. Put your hand in the middle. And on three, we'll say...

Everyone: [puts their hands in the middle]

Kitaro: One, two, three...

Agnes: Dying!

Neko-Musume: Drinking cat coffee!

Rei Isurugi, shouting and undergoing a crisis: I'M A MONSTER!

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Carmilla, to Kitaro: You see, that's why I despise you... Not because you're so naïve, but because you're so weak.

Carmilla, on the phone two seconds later: OH, STOP CRYING VICTOR, I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU–

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Neko-Musume, being a total tsundere: Nezumi-Otoko, don't you want to be more like Kitaro? Just always doing what you're told, just a pathetic pushover who relies on others to make all his decisions?

Kitaro: Hey! What? I'm not a pushover-

Neko-Musume: Hold on, Kitaro, let me get to my point.

Kitaro: Pft... Fine.

Neko-Musume: See, Nezumi? No willpower whatsoever!

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Kitaro: Sometimes I feel like a boat on a winding river, twisting toward an endless black sea. Further and further from where I want to be, WHO I want to be…

Nezumi-Otoko, slowly popping his head out: Did you know if you soak a raisin in grape juice it turns into a grape?

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Neko-Musume, thinking about a way to get past Backbeard: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing?

Kitaro: What? No way!

Neko-Musume: Why not? We already stole a witch lady.

Agnés, in Neko-Musume's arms: Hi.

Kitaro: No, we didn’t. Agnés is a witch, they can do whatever they want.

Agnés: I want to steal.

Kitaro: *gasps* What? You two are bonkers!