Just Lore Quotes Now

I post quotes when I feel like it. Mostly nowadays I don’t.If you want to use one of the quotes as a story or drawing prompt, I'm fine with that, as long as you credit me in your story or art. Also, tag any drawings under #oberyn’s saucy art. Yes, I am in fact Oberyn Martell. For those on mobile, here is my ship list: https://incorrect-got-quotes.tumblr.com/list-of-ships Main: garnetislovegarnetislife. SUBMISSION BOX IS (MOST LIKELY) PERMANENTLY CLOSED!

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Aerion: Daeron, you're the only person who understands me.

Daeron the Drunken: Yeah, that doesn’t mean I like you.

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Daeron II: Healthy relationships with fathers? Sounds fake.

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Remember that time Ser Duncan the Tall accidentally became part of a gay love triangle and ruined a long-standing relationship but he was still such an uber-virgin at that point that he had no idea and just thought these two guys had a really toxic friendship. I like to imagine that like 10 years later it suddenly hit him “omg Daemon was talking about my penis”

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im imagining him seeing teenage daeron (who’s obviously gay even from a young age) flirting with some knight in a very similar way to how daemon was speaking to him and he’s like “oh my god”

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Aegon, t-posing: Good morning, parental figure.

Viserys, not looking up from his papers: Good morning, problem child.

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Aemon: Bet you can’t eat 15 candles!

Baelon: Bet you I can!

Jaehaerys: *sips wine, checks to make sure Maester Benifer is nearby, and goes back to reading his book*

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Brynden: I see flames and five- no, seven skeletons carrying your body away, as a murder of crows flies over your head.

Bran: Is that bad?

Brynden: No idea but it is super badass.

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Aemon: Everything you've ever eaten was an organism.

Aerion: Oh yeah? Is wildfire an organism?

Aemon:…what?

Aerion, already dying: Yeah, I didn’t think so!

Aemon: WHAT.

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Baelor, sobbing: Wh-Why-y-WH-wHAT are you doing in my house? *gasp* WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?

The birth of Daemon Waters: I want waffle fries!

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Baela: On a scale from 1-to-10, how would you rate your pain?

Aegon: Pi.

Rhaena: Pi?

Aegon: Low level but never ending.

Baela:

Rhaena:

Daenaera:

Oakenfist:

Viserys:…brother, are you okay?

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Shiera: Anyway, how come archery is so sexy?

Brynden, getting ready to shoot Daemon: Long distance murder.

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Egg, the next time he sees Aemon: Father got home from the Tourney covered in blood and got it all over the couch.

Aemon, alarmed: Oh my gods, was he okay?

Egg: Yeah, he was fine. It was Uncle Baelor’s blood, not his.

Aemon: That’s not any better!

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Egg: What are you doing?

Duncan, taking a buzzfeed quiz to see what kind of pasta he is: Crown Prince stuff.

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Aegor: You piss me off so much.

Daeron: I literally just said “hello”.

Aegor: And yet here I am, boiling with rage.

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Viserys I: Just before I die, I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation much more interesting.

Daemon: Here’s an idea: what if you didn’t?

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Dunk: I am your guardian and from now you will refer to me as such.

Egg: Okay, such.

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Melisandre with her amulet on:

Melisandre with her amulet off:

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The dragons, locked up in the House of the Undying: