want and who i want to be

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Tori: I feel needy. [claps her hands] Slaves, fetcheth me some nourishment.

Ken: Only the freshest, o spooky one. [both run off. Ken comes back with grapes] A grape fresh from the vine, your ghostliness. [Tori eats it while Ken goes and gets a banana] A banana peeled to your liking, your incorporealness. [squeezes it into Tori's mouth. Fluffy comes back with a watermelon and drops it into Tori's mouth!]

Fluffy: One watermelon fresh from the manure fields, your spookiness. [Tori falls down and stands up with a watermelon head]

Ken: Art thou not pleased? [Tori spits out the watermelon]

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TJ: Hey, look. [the car then flies off a cliff and straight for the Bugatti car. TJ and Bella scream as they are now scared out of their wits. While plummeting, Marina and Kyle are still brawling]

Marina: I'd never let you have this Ferrari! Not even if you were… [she rips off the hood, revealing who the culprit is] …Kyle? [Marina flaps her lips in disbelief in a hypnotic background as the car crashes into the Bugatti car.]

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Joey: And so I simply decided that I'm never leaving my house again.

Marina: That's crazy talk!

Hal: That's not crazy talk. This is crazy talk. [does various forms of gibberish blabbing, but his third blabbing makes his saliva hit Marina, making her hammer-fist him to shut him up, bashing his head in] Sorry.

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Mitzi: Can you take hats in ein dignified und zobhisticaded manner?

Hal: You mean like a weenie? Okay! [talks like a weenie] May I take your hat, sir? May I take your hat, sir? May I...

Mitzi: [shuts Hal up] Alright, I'fe heard enough.

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Kyle: Kyle will be performing his version of Solitude in E minor.

Hal: [sitting on a bench while clapping] Yeah! E minor! All right! Yeah! [Kyle takes a deep breath and plays a note, and Hal immediately falls asleep, to the annoyance of Kyle.]