#hal widow

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halt’s mansion 90s AU

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Joey: And so I simply decided that I'm never leaving my house again.

Marina: That's crazy talk!

Hal: That's not crazy talk. This is crazy talk. [does various forms of gibberish blabbing, but his third blabbing makes his saliva hit Marina, making her hammer-fist him to shut him up, bashing his head in] Sorry.

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cartoon cartoon

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joey and hal do nothing

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ay, more spongebob reference!!

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Halt’s Mansion: Monster AU

Vampire!Halt

Werewolf!Marina

Frankenstein!Mackne

Zombie!Hal

Witch!Kimberly

Yeti!Joey

Ghost!Max

Skeleton!Bella

Loch Ness Monster!Kyle

Rat King!Luka

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Kyle: Kyle will be performing his version of Solitude in E minor.

Hal: [sitting on a bench while clapping] Yeah! E minor! All right! Yeah! [Kyle takes a deep breath and plays a note, and Hal immediately falls asleep, to the annoyance of Kyle.]

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if chuck jones was the creator of halt's mansion, then this show would be in 1977!