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Jeremy: It's my birthday, so please give me the good news first.
Maddie: The pigeons on the sidewalk loved your cake!
Jeremy: W-
Maddie: After Charlie dropped it.
Charlie: I said I'm SORRY.

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Owen: We have some good news and some bad news.
Jeremy: It's my birthday, so please give me the good news first.
Maddie: The pigeons on the sidewalk loved your cake!
Jeremy: W-
Maddie: After Charlie dropped it.
Charlie: I said I'm SORRY.
Owen: It's been a rough year.
Charlie: It's January first?
Owen: Your point?
Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
Maddie
Owen: You ready?
Charlie: Hang on! I need to water the plants!
Jeremy: You have plants? Since when?
Charlie: Since we put up the Christmas tree?
Jeremy: Oh, okay.
Owen:
Charlie:
Owen: WAIT, NO! DON'T WATER THE CHRISTMAS TREE, YOU DUMBASS!
Jeremy: Charlie, would you mind putting the angel on top of the Christmas tree?
Charlie: No, not at all! *throws Maddie on top of the tree*
Charlie: We're putting up mistletoe but instead of kissing, you'll have to fight whoever is under it!
Maddie: SOMEONE'S HALLS ARE GETTING DECKED!
Jeremy & Owen: NO!
Jadah: MISTLEFOE!
Maddie: Charlie, you should really talk to him.
Charlie: Yeah, I guess you're right.
Charlie: *walks by Owen and taps his shoulder*
Charlie: Hey, Owen, can I talk to you about something?
Owen: Yeah, sure.
Charlie, grinning: Can I have a picture of you? I wanna show Santa what I want for Christmas. *finger guns*
Maddie, spitting out her drink: tHaT's nOT whAT I meANT!
Radio: I... don't want a lot for Christmas...
Maddie, kicking down the door: THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED.
Jadah, twerking: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PRESENTS-
Maddie and Jadah together, jumping up and down: UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE.
Owen to Jeremy: What the fuck?
Owen: Now that Halloween's over, maybe we should take a br-
*Maddie, Charlie, and Jeremy, kicking in the door, carrying a tree with Christmas hats on*
Maddie, Jeremy, and Charlie, simultaneously: HO HO HO!
Savannah: Teacher?
Owen: Sexy teacher.
Savannah: Librarian?
Owen: Sexy librarian.
Savannah: Nurse?
Owen: Sexy nurse.
Savannah: Ugh. Fine.
*Later*
Savannah, dressed as Harry Potter: Ready?
Owen, dressed as a sexy nurse: READY. Let's do this!
Charlie: We're throwing a Halloween party at our house. It's going to be the greatest thing ever.
Owen: Someone will die.
Charlie: Of fun!
Owen: Of murrrderrrrr.
Owen, puts his hands on Charlie's shoulders: Hey!
Charlie, spinning around: How did you know it was me? I'm wearing a mask.
Owen: Well, you can't mask that ass. I'd know it anywhere.
Maddie: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’
Charlie: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.
Charlie: Wow, you're drunk.
Owen: Wow, you're stupid...I'll be sober in the morning.
Kenny: I heard an interesting rumor today.
Maddie: Only one? I started at least twelve.
Maddie: [to Owen] You're like a foot taller than a person's supposed to be.
Jadah: Right?
Maddie: Yes!
Maddie: Out of my way, Jeremy, I care about you. But you...[She grabs Charlie by the shoulders.] I don't care about you at all. And that is why I am going to help you.