Keni
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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EXPECTATIONS
if i look back, i am lost
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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shark vs the universe
official daine visual archive
Cosmic Funnies
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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NASA
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Jimmy Eat World
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Hunk: Talk to him. That’s what friends do.
Pidge: Nope. I’m gonna wait until I’m on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.
Hunk: That’s your plan for dealing with this?
Pidge: That’s my plan for dealing with everything. I have 77 arguements I’m gonna win that way
Curtis: Where have you been all my life?
Shiro: Wondering where I went wrong with mine.
Lance: You dropped your dyn- dy- dyna... mite.
Lance: Uh, what else have you got in there?
Pidge: Oh, gunpowder, nitroglycerin, notepads, fuses, wicks, glue, and paperclips. Big ones.
Pidge: You know, just office supplies.
Pidge: In high school people were like, "what are your top three colleges?"
Pidge: I was like, "Top three colleges?" I thought I'd be dead in a trunk with my hand sticking out the tail light by now.
Lance, getting pulled over: Hey, Hunk?
Hunk: Yeah?
Lance: You still know sign language, right?
Hunk: Um, yeah... why?
Lance: Great. I speak fluent French. So, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Shiro: I'm in love with you.
Adam: What makes you think so?
Shiro: I can't give you symptoms. It's love, not measles.
Keith: Okay, yeah, I love Lance. I have loving feelings for Lance. But does that mean I'm IN love with him? No-
Keith: ... Oh my god. I'm in love with Lance.
Keith, to the others: Why didn't you tell me?!
Hunk: We thought you knew.
Matt: Want to go out and get drunk?
Lance: But I'm already drunk.
Matt: You're not drunk enough if you know that you're drunk.
Lance: You got me there.
Lance: We're like Romeo and Juliet.
Allura: It didn't work for Romeo and Juliet. That play ends in a double suicide.
Lance: That's how it ends? Why do people like it so much?
[Practicing CPR]
Pidge: Check for an organ donor card. If he has one, we only have minutes to harvest.
Lance: He has no wallet. I checked.
Hunk: He is an organ donor.
Pidge: He is? Give me some ice and a styrofoam bucket!
Pidge: Here we go. [stabs dummy and cuts it open] We search for the organs.
Pidge: Where's the heart? The precious heart.
Lance: C'mon, just tell me. Please, please!
Pidge: For the 16th time, no, I do not think you're obsessive.
Keith: What's that cologne you're wearing?
Lance, chuckling: Leave it to you to notice. It's "Obsession".
Keith: [nervous] No, no it isn't! Just curious.
Lance: You better stop raising your voice at me right now.
Keith: Or what?
Lance: I'll cry. I'll cry and I really don't want to be embarrassed right now.
Pidge: What the hell is going on here?
Sam: Your mom just got served.
Matt: Served?! I haven't even ordered yet!
Judge: [slams gavel] Order!
Matt: Uh, cheeseburger, please!
*vending machine falls over, glass front breaking*
Lance: *screams excitedly* Free candy!
Coran: Imagine five people all need organ transplants, or they will die. Lance’s perfectly healthy. Keith, do you want to slice him open and use his organs to save the five sick people?
Lance: Keith, Keith, think about this. I’m your hottest friend— no, Shiro. I’m your nicest fri— no, Hunk. I’m your friend!
Lance: the American flag has 50 stars
Lance: the Cuban flag only has one
Lance: it's me