Jul 28, 2022
"Lance is my best friend.
There's no one else I would have rather been roomies with at the Garrison."
– Hunk (The Voltron Coalition Handbook)
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"Lance is my best friend.
There's no one else I would have rather been roomies with at the Garrison."
– Hunk (The Voltron Coalition Handbook)
Keith: Last week, Lance was supposed to buy gas, but instead bought novelty cookie cutters. Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur.
Keith: He's amazing.
If you get too worried about what could go wrong, you might miss a chance to do something great.
Samuel Holt / Takashi "Shiro" Shirogane, Voltron: Legendary Defender (2016-2018)
shiro: I might have a mild to moderate crush on Keith.
matt: Yeah, no shit! What gave it away?
shiro: He, uh... He touched my eyebrows and now I have an erection.
VLD characters as dumb shit people around me have said
Lance: “We need to have a talk.”
Keith: “We just did.”
Lance: “No! About us.”
Keith: “Who the fuck is Ughz?”
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Hunk: “What state do we live in?”
Pidge: “Constant fear.”
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Lance: “Why is mothman gay? Who made him gay?!”
Keith: “Who made you gay?”
Lance: “John Cena.”
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Pidge: “I love rocks. Rocks are my friends.”
Matt: “Why? Exactly?”
Pidge: “Because they’re nice and smooth-”
Matt: “Sounds valid”
Pidge: “And can be turned into a weapon at any point if needed”
Matt: “Why do I even interact with you?”
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Lance: “No! He needs to pay attention to meeeeee!”
Pidge: “But y’all aren’t even dating...”
Lance: “So?!?”
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Keith: “I think your gaydar is broken.”
Lance: “You’re broken!”
Keith: “Only emotionally.”
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Shiro: “What’s a dildo?”
Matt: “The opposite of a dildon’t, duh.”
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*18 year old* Shiro: “I want to die”
*10 year old* Keith: “Oh, I wanna help!”
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Adam: “How gay do you have to be to get on someone’s gaydar?”
Shiro: “Hella gay.”
Adam: “Wow. That’s a lot of gay...”
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Keith: “If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be rich.”
Lance: “Awww”
Keith: “ ‘Cause you say some of the stupidest things sometimes and it just keeps me up at night.”
Hunk: so what are your thoughts on Doritos?
Allura: what in the world are Doritos?
Hunk: in my opinion they’re derlectable—
Lance: *busts out laughing* Derlectable!
“I won’t give up on you but most importantly you can’t give up on yourself!”
Me to Sheith in season 7
VLD - APPLE vs. ANDROID
(As decided by Kimberly and Josh at Raleigh Supercon)
Apple: Allura, Lance, Hunk (in an apple-shaped case, says Josh)
Android: Shiro
Motarola flip phone: Keith
Something Altean or a BlackBerry: Coran
Makes her own, and it would run Linux: Pidge