“You’re A Idiot Mystery Solved!”

Dr Julia Ogden is a top

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Julia: No one will say I liked the bear attack.

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Julia: You got pot* in the Parmesan.

William: No I didn’t.

Julia: Yes you did.

William: No I didn’t.

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Sorry, I’ve been absent. Things have been weird. anyway, back to your regularly scheduled program.

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Savannah: Mummy more hot dowg?

Julia: No sweetie, there are no more hotdogs.

William, also eating lunch: Julia love, can I try hotdog?

Savannah, sitting up in her highchair with her hand on her father’s shoulder, shaking her head sadly: Nor more hot dowg.

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Dr. Julia Ogden, excitedly: I have never been a high class hooker before!

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Dr Julia Ogden: initial tests indicate it is blood

Detective William Murdoch: Human?

Julia: this is an altar, not a crime lab.

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William Murdoch: a quill is just an acoustic pen.

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Willam: Susanna came up to me and Julia holding a bit of black paper and said

Susanna: Look, I found a piece of night!

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Violet: Julia, can you come collect your freak of a man please? He’s doing things.

Julia: Not yet I sent him loose on purpose.

Julia: He needs enrichment.

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Henry, mumbling to himself: Space is just another fish..

George: Henry, space is nothing like a fish.

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Willam: Sorry prison didn’t work out.

George: Eh I’ll find another use for that Shiv.

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Sorry folks, I haven’t posted anything in a while. I’ve been working at a new job and now I’m terribly sick.

Rest assured, as soon as I stop coughing up the gas creature in my lungs I will post something!

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Inspector Thomas Brackenreid after hearing about Julia requesting the precursor to the shower with hot water to boot: The women, they prepare for hell.

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[3am]

George Crabtree: Why are any of us here, really?

Zoo security: I’m talking about you, like where you are at the moment.

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Instructor: Hello everyone! Welcome to Salsa class! Who’s ready to dance?

George Crabtree, hiding a bag of crisps behind his back: I think there has been a misunderstanding.

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Julia Ogden; unbuttoning shirt: Goodness it is hot in here!

William Murdoch: Yes,but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

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Dr Julia Ogden: the more I learn about the religions of the world the more I am convinced that man only worships himself.