These Punchlines Come From The Heart!

Alice and Vex's headcanon blog!

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Leo’s real name is Nardo, he pretends it is actually Leonardo, but it is Nardo.

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The DPPT Trio are all autistic

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rubys original name was brendan but he changed it to ruby bc he thought that was more beautiful

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Pearl has absolutely no spice tolerance, Diamond and Platinum have ungodly spice tolerance and they can never agree on spices to use

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Hello! I’m Wix, and I’m  a new mod here!

I’m grateful to Vex for bringing me on board, and I hope to provide many good headcanons for yall!

-Mod Wix

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pokespe height hcs, green platinum and white are the tallest, emerald yellow and dia are easily the shortest

CUTE!!

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Emerald has dwarfism, that's why he's always been so short

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Alright so I have to know: when the hell did Silver get his glove back? He drops it and Gold picks it up, that much we know, and in subsequent meetings he's usually seen with both gloves on. So when did he get it back and how?

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I kinda hc Ruby as akoiromantic due to his denial of a confession after going back through the timestream. Hearing Sapphire say what she did made him lose any romantic feelings and now his mood toward her is purely platonic

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New Pokespe Headcanon

Gold dabs unironically

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todays autistic character of the day is: ruby from pokemon

(submitted by charmerruby !)

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It's pride month, so let's see some pride submissions!! ❤️

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Ruby has Type 4 Albinism; this led to his red eyes and tendency to wear long clothes outdoors (aka the pants-pants). However, because it was type 4, his hair color was barely affected.

Thanks to @lemmyscribbles for this one!

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There’s a 1 inch height difference in between Gold and Silver. Gold, being the taller one, always teases Silver about it.

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Silver is standing in a tree, watching the sky. Gold is there, at the bottom of the tree and a little ways away. “HEY DIPSHIT!” calls Gold. “WHAT IS IT ASSHAT?” Silver asks. “I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD; WILL YOU MARRY ME??” Silver nods. “COOL! NOW GET DOWN FRON THAT TREE AND FIGHT ME.”

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“No homo, bro.” Gold whispers, breaking the contact in between their lips for a brief moment. Silver only managed a weak nod before Golds lips crashed down on his once more. Well, its not gay if you say ‘no homo’. So they were safe.. For now.

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X often does reckless things because he believes that his friends are better off without him.

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Blue and Crystal are having one of their "let's ditch our siblings and make out" sessions when Blue whispers something breathlessly. The two girls stop and catch their breath. "I said," Blue pants, her voice a husky whisper, "do you wanna be gal pals......" she slams her hand on the wall like an anime boy "forever?" "Heck yeah," Crystal replies as they hug once more.