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I can’t write or draw so instead I do this shit.

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Baek Saheon: My parents always said that if all the other kids were jumping off of a cliff, I should too.

Go Yeongeun: They said that?

Baek Saheon: They were not nurturers.

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Jo Gul: See? See, one day you're gonna look back on this and laugh.

Cheong Myeong: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally drive over to your house and smack you.

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Agent Haegeum: Why are you always trying to get yourself killed?

Agent Choi: It's my job.

Agent Haegeum: It's a hazard of your job. At least for most Bureau agents. For you it seems to be the purpose.

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Cheong Myeong: I'm afraid I've done many things in my life that I'm not proud of...

Cheong Myeong: …

Cheong Myeong: No. No, I'm proud of most of them.

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Cheong Myeong: Unfortunately due to foreseen circumstances that were completely within my control, I will be late.

Cheong Mun: And what were the circumstances?

Cheong Myeong: I don’t want to go.

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Kim Soleum: If I died-

Agent Choi: Death will not get you out of this relationship.

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Baek Cheon: Cheong Myeong isn't wrong.

Cheong Myeong: Can't you just say I'm right?

Baek Cheon: I'd rather not.

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Agent Haegeum: I’ve written instructions for you both.

Agent Choi: Mine just says “Agent Choi, no”.

Agent Bronze: And mine says “Tell Agent Choi no”.

Agent Haegeum: It applies to most possible situations.

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Cheong Myeong: Hey, why aren’t koalas considered bears?

Tang Bo: Because they’re marsupials?

Cheong Myeong: …

Cheong Myeong, mockingly: Because they’re marsupials

Cheong Myeong: No! It’s because they don’t have the right koalafications.

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Agent Grapes: I'll never get over that you grew up in a place like this.

Baek Saheon: According to my therapist, I'll never get over it either.

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Baek Suryong: Not to worry. I have a permit.

Namgung Su: This just says, “I can do what I want.”

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Director Ho: There’s a special section in hell reserved for you. Director Cheong: That’s good. I’d hate to wait in line.

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Kang Kiyeon: I knew it! I knew it! I knew something was off. I felt it in my gut, and it wasn't my base-level anxiety, because it was a little bit to the left.

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Agent Haegeum: You often use humor to deflect trauma.

Agent Choi: Thank you. Agent Haegeum: I didn't say that was a good thing.

Agent Choi: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny!

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Norah: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

Isaac: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Vyncent: Last night, I had a dream about sandwich pizza. 

William: What? 

Vyncent: It was pizza with bread on the top and the bottom. 

William: …So a calzone? 

Vyncent: You can’t just name things I dream up.

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William: Want to help me commit a felony?

Isaac: What the hell??

William: Sorry, my bad.

William, whispering: Want to help me commit a felony?

Isaac, whispering: Of course dude, what do you need?