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Cassius: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!? Sevro: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.
Darrow: You tricked me! The Jackal: I deceived you. 'Trick' makes it sound like we have a friendly relationship.
Cassius: Guess what I'm about to get! Sevro: On my nerves.
Victra: No. Sevro: Victra: What did I tell you about the puppy dog eyes? Sevro: Sevro: ... They only work on Darrow.
Virginia: Could you tell them to stop yelling at the football game? Victra: Football? They're watching last night's bakeoff. Darrow: Look at that sponge, it's rubbish! Sevro: Temper your chocolate!
Darrow: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults! Cassius: So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best? Darrow: Obviously. Now, Sevro, pass the shovel.
Darrow: Hey, Sevro? I need advice. Sevro: I'm pretty useless at giving advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?
Darrow: So I have made the decision to trust you. Apollonius: A horrible decision, really.
Sevro: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.
Darrow: Emotionally I'm doing the laminated paper wobbling sound.
Sevro: *About to do something incredibly stupid* Darrow: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.
Apollonius: Careful, Darrow. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Darrow: It's courageous of you to imply that I would ever like you at all.
Darrow: Sevro... Sevro: Oh no, 'Sevro' in B flat. Sevro: You're disappointed.
Sevro: All in all, a 100% successful trip. Darrow: Guys, we lost Cassius. Sevro: All in all, a 100% successful trip.
Darrow: Sevro, no. Sevro: Sevro, yes.
Clown: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple... Darrow: I really care about your feelings! Virginia: I really care about YOUR feelings! Clown, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple... Sevro: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL! Victra: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!
Sevro: Why doesn't Victra find me sexy when I bite my lip? Darrow: What do you look like when you bite your lip? Sevro: *bites lip* Darrow: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?