Incorrect Runescape Quotes!

Your absolutely legitimate source of things most definitely said by RuneScape's NPCs and World Guardian. New quote every week!

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Zamorak: Believe me, I prayed on it, and Zaros said to me, "Don't do it".

Zamorak: But you know what? I knew better.

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Lucien: HAHAHAHAHAHA no way! The temple knights put a price on Solus' head? *holding a 'wanted' poster*

Lucien: Man, EVERY bounty hunter from here to the archipelago is gonna be looking for you

Solus: Thank you, Lucien, for your undying support.

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Sliske: Look-

Sliske: *Punches the World Guardian*

Sliske: would a ghost do that?

Word Guardian: yours would!

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Vanescula: We're in trouble!

World Guardian: Trouble? What kind of trouble?

Vanescula: It's a long story. Better hurry up or you won't get to hear it!

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Gee'ka: I didn't know you could fly a wingsuit!

World Guardian: Fly? yes...

World Guardian: ...Land? No.

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Zanik: You're gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory!

World Guardian: Maybe. But not today.

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It's worthless. Ten coins from a vendor in the street. But I take it, I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless...

Azzanadra, about a Venator Dagger, probably

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Armadyl: I was starting to think I might never get a chance to give it to you. Good job!

World Guardian: You’re giving me a sticker?

Armadyl: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying "Me-wow"!

World Guardian: I’m not a preschooler.

Armadyl: Fine, I'll take it back.

World Guardian: I earned this. Back off.

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I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair.

Sliske, Probably during Sliske’s Endgame.

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Zanik: You're the best ever!

World Guardian: Awww... And you're the most perceptive!

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The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch.

The World Guardian, about Sliske.

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Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning. Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing?

The World Guardian, trying to buy Lady Lumbridge.

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Meg: I have Edge!

World Guardian: You really don't. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I've ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.

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I mean, who needs a soulmate, anyway? My soulmate will be... books!

The World Guardian, after The Mighty Fall.

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Do you think your meager strength will suffice, World Guardian? It won't. There is a raging silence that will numb you to the wails of those you failed and deafen you to your own cries. And this is Xau-Tak.

The only thing I think right now is it’s time for me to stop drinking overloads. I keep hallucinating you nonexistent kittens giving me those creepy warnings…

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Hazeel: Zamorak, can I ask you a question? You don't have to answer.

Zamorak: Hazeel, you once caught me one night sneaking out of my parents' kitchen naked with a biscuit in my mouth. We have no secrets. Ask your damn question.