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I mean if we're ragging on Katt's father now

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Katarina's Father: You wouldn't hurt a fly!

Katarina: Of course. A fly never knowingly hurt anyone.

Katarina: You, however, I would maim.

"People who say ‘go big or go home’ seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. It’s literally my only goal for most of the day."

- Katt

Al: Have you ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very annoying?

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Sarah: Feeling a little touch starved? Want to hold hands about it?

Katt: Actually, I’d like to lean on each other about it, if that’s okay with you.

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Sarah: How long does your ideal hug last?

Katt: 32 to 45 minutes.

Sarah: That's not practical.

Katt: You said ideal, not realistic.

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Adri: ...That's why I've told you a million times already, you should NEVER stroke a duck against the wind.

Crystal: But it was so CUTE and FLUFFY and... (*gets distracted*) a WAGON!

Adri: A fluffy duck wagon...?

#adrichambers #pinkfreakcrystal #source: steamworld quest #mod bugg #i'm too hype for this game

Sarah: What the heck happened here?!

Katt: How should I know? And what's with people anyway? I just came from the baker and he was cowering in the corner with his eyes shut real hard. He kept saying "Take what you want, just don't hurt me!"

Sarah: That's terrible! Did he say ANYTHING about what's going on?

Katt: Nah, didn't want to bother him, figured I'd play along. Fresh buns anyone?

Crystal: Breakfast, finally! GIMME GIMME GIMME!

#queenofglitch #mod katt #sbuggbot #pinkfreakcrystal #source: steamworld quest

Sarah: Katt!

Katt: Yeah? Fuck?

Sarah: Whoa! Language!

Katt: I'm rude now >:3

#queenofglitch #mod katt #sbuggbot #source: cylatm

"Excuse me, that's my emotional support lesbian."

- Sarah, probably

#mod katt #sbuggbot #glitchbugg

Sarah: You know what strength is? It’s forgiving someone who wasn’t even sorry.

Katt: Not to be dramatic but I would actually rather die.

#queenofglitch #mod katt #sbuggbot #source: tumblr

Katt: Sarah, you are making me think that luck exists in the world, and that you have ALL OF IT.

Sarah: *laughs*

#queenofglitch #sbuggbot #mod katt #source: stephenplays

Katt: 🎶It's beginning to look just like aaann ICE WORLD. OHHH BOY here we go."🎶

#queenofglitch #mod katt #source: brawl in the family

Adri, as a robot: Were you not programmed to understand the concept of love?

Al, also a robot: I was only programmed with the understanding of cooking fried chicken.

Adri: OH SHIT!!!

#source: snapcube #mod katt #acolburn #adrichambers

Katt: Assume all of my characters are gay unless stated otherwise.

#mod katt #queenofglitch #source: noelle stevenson

Katt: Are there trees in the forest?

Sarah: (sarcastically) No, just really tall grass.

#mod katt #queenofglitch #sbuggbot #source: yourplayersaidwhat

Katt: I hate how reward systems never work for me. Like, I can’t just say, “if I finish this assignment I can have a cookie” because my brain is like, “…or you could just have one right now,” and I can’t argue with that logic.

Self-imposed deadlines don't work for me either because I know the girl who set them and she's full of shit.

#queenofglitch #mod katt #source: tumblr

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