Scorpius: I win.
Albus: Scorp, I have you pinned down.
Scorpius: I know :D
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@incorrect-scorbus-quotes
Scorpius: I win.
Albus: Scorp, I have you pinned down.
Scorpius: I know :D
Scorpius: Do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Rose: You're a hazard to society
Albus: and a coward, do twenty
Scorpius: Shut up!
Albus: Make me.
Scorpius:
Scorpius: Just so we're clear, if I say 'shut up' and you say 'make me', I am instantly thinking about making out with you.
Albus: There was a strict 'no pets in the house' when I was younger
Albus: Funnily enough that didn't include Dad's high horse, which made regular appearances.
Scorpius: I have decided that this year we will be practicing the Muggle, Easter tradition of an Easter egg hunt.
Albus: Scorp, if you want sweets, all you have to do is ask.
UM heres a little comic based on a little headcanon i have that, despite draco not seeming like the kind of person to enjoy dancing, he actually does. but only his family knows that :)
omg I love u
aww love u too! <3
THE WAY U ANSWERED THIS LIKE U DONT KNOW ME I HATE U
WDYM I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE HAVE A GOOD DAY BYE
omg I love u
aww love u too! <3
Scorpius: Sometimes when I get nervous, I just need to... grip something. You know?
Albus:
Albus: Scorp, you're holding my hand. Tightly.
Scorpius: That's because I'm nervous because I'm holding your hand which makes me want to hold your hand, and, wow, we're just going in a circle, aren't we?
Scorpius, covering Albus's eyes: Guess who!
Albus: It's either Scorp or the cold, clammy hands of death.
Scorpius, uncovering his eyes: It's... Scorpius!
Albus: Damn it.
Albus: I am a strong believer that you should do whatever makes you happy.
Albus: For example: Scorpius and I make each other happy, so we do each other.
“I'm not gay!”
— Albus Severus Potter, repeatedly
Lily: James, what do we do?!
James: [frantic] I don’t know!
Albus: But you’re the oldest!
James: [frantic screaming] NOT MENTALLY
Albus: I wanna get ran over
Scorpius: It's Christmas, Al, c',mon! Get in the spirit!
Albus:
Albus: Fine, I wanna get ran over by a reindeer
Albus: You promised you wouldn't do anything stupid with our savings money.
Scorpius: *covering penguin's ears* He can hear you, Al.
Albus' Competition
Teddy: If I were a gardener, I'd put our tulips together.
Victoire: Awwwww
Teddy: *smirks at Albus over Victoire's shoulder*
Albus: Hey, Scorp. If I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe.
Scorpius: Wow... thanks
Scorpius: If I had a Galleon for every time I thought about you, I would have one… because you never leave my mind.
Albus: If I had a Galleon for every time you woke me up at 3 am I’d be able to buy Hogwarts.