110% true quotes from the sidemen and friends

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Tobi: Be careful!

Harry: Ha, "careful". I tried that once. It was boring

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Callux: let me be your glucose guardian

Sarah: ???

Callux: Im saying I want to be your sugar daddy

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Jide: if i cut off my foot and swing it at your head am i hitting you or kicking you?

Josh: you'll most likely mentally scar me more than anything

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Josh: I’m glad you all could be here to commemorate the worst day of my life.

Simon: No, I thought the worst day of your life was when you didn’t get to go on stage at that the 1975 concert.

Tobi: Or when your aunt substitute taught your sex ed class.

Vikk: What about the day when we made you stop wearing your fanny pack?

Jide: I thought the worst day was the day you got that haircut that you currently have right now.

Josh: Remember that time when I got my shirt caught-- Why am I participating in this?!

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AH! I fucking love your blog!!!!! Ok have a lovely day that is all xoxo

Thankies!!! ❤️

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Ethan: When you've been a part of the Youtube community for as long as I have, you develop thick skin.

Tobi: Navy blue is not your color.

Ethan: Navy blue...briNGS OUT MY EYES, YOU PRICK

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Simon: Vik, why are you sitting on top on the Christmas tree?

Vik: Because I’m a star.

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Ethan: Someone told me to "grow up" today. I was speechless, I had to defend myself but it's hard to speak when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth.

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Jide: Hey people who know astrology shit. I've been having a lot of feelings lately. any planets I can blame that on?

Josh: Earth.

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Tobi: I already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. there’s nothing you can do to stop them

Simon: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Sidemen: Hey Harry, we are home from the stor-.....

Harry: [Stuck on top of the fridge with a pot on his head and a nerf gun in his hand] I saw another spider. Nowhere is safe. We'll rendez-vous in Nova Scotia. I'm burning the dorm down.

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Josh: Let me go slip into something more... comfortable.

Josh: [ comes back wearing a blanket as a cape ]

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Josh: See, one day you’re going to look back on this and laugh!

Vik: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally drive over to your house and smack you.

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Callux: hey Sarah, are you a painting?

Sarah:… No?

Callux: Because I’d like to nail you against the wall

Harry: oh, thank god, I thought you were going to say that you wanted to hang her

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Freya: I crave the most innocent parts of a relationship. Like holding hands and forehead kisses and being able to tell someone how much I absolutely adore them.

Josh: and absolutely slaughtering them at Mario Kart.

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Teacher: Josh has 19 bottles of dish soap and he gives Vik-


Simon: Wait, why does josh have so much soap?


Josh: {literally sitting with 19 bottles of dish soap} MIND YO BUSINESS SIMON

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Vik: yesterday I yote my water bottle down the hallway

Simon: did you just use yeet in past tense