Incorrect Sk8 The Infinity Quotes!

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cherry: you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up.

joe: you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid.

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Cherry: While I’m gone, Reki’s going to be in charge.

Reki: YES!

Cherry, to Miya: You’re secretly in charge.

Miya: Obviously.

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Reki: Hey, you okay?

Miya, crying: Yeah, it’s just the onions.

Reki, pointing threateningly at the diced onions: What the FUCK did you say to him—

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Joe: You’re offered $50,000, but if you accept, the person you hate most in the world gets $100,000– are you taking it?

Miya: Why would I miss out on a chance to get $150,000?

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Joe: For self-defense reasons, I’m going to pretend to be a robber. You two have to act out what you would do.

Reki and Miya: [nodding]

Joe: Alright.

Joe: Give me all your money if you want to live!

Reki: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Miya: Bold of you to assume I want to live.

Joe:

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Reki: Can you pass the salt?

Miya: Can you pass your classes?

Reki:

Reki: Not that much salt

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Miya, pointing to a high shelf: Can you reach that for me?

Reki, tearing up: You need me in your life after all.

Miya: I could replace you with a step ladder.

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Reki: Where were you when my meme only got four likes!?

Langa: Making four accounts, bro.

Reki: Bro...

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Langa: How do I make a date really romantic?

Joe: Try being mysterious.

Langa: Got it.

[Later, on a date with Reki]

Reki: So, where are we going?

Langa: None of your fucking business.

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Reki, trying to match-make Miya: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?

Miya: No! Don’t do that!

Reki: You won’t even notice!

Someone, walking in: Hey, Miya, you wanted to see me?

Reki: He’s single.

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Reki: Describe your life in less than ten words.

Miya: Not gonna last long.

Reki:

[Later, to everyone]

Reki: Yeah, so just keep Miya away from sharp objects and high places for a few days, okay thanks.

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Someone: Say one more word and you’re dead!

Miya: One more word.

Someone:

Langa:

Reki:

Reki: *whispers to Langa* Should we run?

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Reki: I told Miya his ears turn red when he lies and now I can tell if he’s really lying.

Langa: Huh? How?

Reki: Watch this

Reki: Miya, do you love us?

Miya, covering his ears: No!

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Langa: I could cuddle with you 23/7.

Reki: Why not 24/7?

Langa: Snack breaks.

Reki: Fair enough.

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Joe: Okay guys. I’m going to the store, you need anything?

Reki: My self-worth.

Miya: My will to live.

Langa: My mental stability.

Shadow: Some Oreos...You guys okay??

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Flight attendant: Before we take off, please make sure all small items are secured.

Reki: [smiling and looking at Miya]

Miya: What?

Reki: Do you feel safe?

Miya: Fuck you.

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Langa: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

Shadow: You’re weak.

Reki: You’re strong?

Miya: Stupid. You’re just stupid.