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joe: you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid.
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cherry: you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up.
joe: you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid.
Cherry: While I’m gone, Reki’s going to be in charge.
Reki: YES!
Cherry, to Miya: You’re secretly in charge.
Miya: Obviously.
Reki: Hey, you okay?
Miya, crying: Yeah, it’s just the onions.
Reki, pointing threateningly at the diced onions: What the FUCK did you say to him—
Joe: You’re offered $50,000, but if you accept, the person you hate most in the world gets $100,000– are you taking it?
Miya: Why would I miss out on a chance to get $150,000?
Joe: For self-defense reasons, I’m going to pretend to be a robber. You two have to act out what you would do.
Reki and Miya: [nodding]
Joe: Alright.
Joe: Give me all your money if you want to live!
Reki: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Miya: Bold of you to assume I want to live.
Joe:
Reki: Can you pass the salt?
Miya: Can you pass your classes?
Reki:
Reki: Not that much salt
Miya, pointing to a high shelf: Can you reach that for me?
Reki, tearing up: You need me in your life after all.
Miya: I could replace you with a step ladder.
Reki: Where were you when my meme only got four likes!?
Langa: Making four accounts, bro.
Reki: Bro...
Langa: How do I make a date really romantic?
Joe: Try being mysterious.
Langa: Got it.
[Later, on a date with Reki]
Reki: So, where are we going?
Langa: None of your fucking business.
Reki, trying to match-make Miya: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?
Miya: No! Don’t do that!
Reki: You won’t even notice!
Someone, walking in: Hey, Miya, you wanted to see me?
Reki: He’s single.
Reki: Describe your life in less than ten words.
Miya: Not gonna last long.
Reki:
[Later, to everyone]
Reki: Yeah, so just keep Miya away from sharp objects and high places for a few days, okay thanks.
Someone: Say one more word and you’re dead!
Miya: One more word.
Someone:
Langa:
Reki:
Reki: *whispers to Langa* Should we run?
Reki: I told Miya his ears turn red when he lies and now I can tell if he’s really lying.
Langa: Huh? How?
Reki: Watch this
Reki: Miya, do you love us?
Miya, covering his ears: No!
Langa: I could cuddle with you 23/7.
Reki: Why not 24/7?
Langa: Snack breaks.
Reki: Fair enough.
Joe: Okay guys. I’m going to the store, you need anything?
Reki: My self-worth.
Miya: My will to live.
Langa: My mental stability.
Shadow: Some Oreos...You guys okay??
Flight attendant: Before we take off, please make sure all small items are secured.
Reki: [smiling and looking at Miya]
Miya: What?
Reki: Do you feel safe?
Miya: Fuck you.
Langa: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?
Shadow: You’re weak.
Reki: You’re strong?
Miya: Stupid. You’re just stupid.