Incorrect Stobotnik

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[incorrect-stobotnik]

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Whoever wants to help just summit your ideas! I will post them with credit!

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON 2* GROUP THREE *FINALS

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Richard “Dick” Grayson (DC)

Agent Stone (Sonic the Hedgehog Films)

Voting ended onJun 27

*The winner of this matchup will represent their bracket in the inter-group finale poll(s).

PROPAGANDA:

[Dick]

"Just look at him and tell me you don't want to get him preggo."

[Stone]

"cus he's kind and so patient and look how he is with shadow in the third movie and he has those vibes tbh."

Stone propaganda from last season

[agentstoneheritageposts]

Who is running this account? @cheap-slaw

That's easy! @incorrect-stobotnik is running this account!

[incorrect-stobotnik]

Here I am, just letting the stobotnik brain rot take me, and thank everything that y'all haven't seen the other blog I'm cooking

[cocaineteas]

This is why it’s so important for parents to support their trans kids.

[sushinfood]

[caterpolarisii]

If I don’t reblog this, then I’m dead.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Hnnnnnnnngk I want it.

[incorrect-stobotnik]

Not the theme of the blog, but it's important

[incorrect-stobotnik]

Stone: hey doctor, want to hear a joke?

Robotnik: stone, I swear...

Stone: what does a robot do after a one night stand?

Robotnik: regret everything?

Stone: he nuts and bolts!

Robotnik: ...

Stone: ...

Robotnik: ...

Stone: ... He... He nuts and bolts

Robotnik: I'm using you as target practice

[incorrect-stobotnik]

Stone: Do you guys hear something? Robotnik: I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up.

[incorrect-stobotnik]

Stone: Can you be quiet for a second, sir? I'm trying to think. Robotnik: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

[incorrect-stobotnik]

Robotnik: Hey, Stone, what's your security question answer? Stone: What's the question? Robotnik: "Where and how will you die?" Stone: Oh, right, type "Alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume." Robotnik, after entering the password: Okay, thanks! I'm in- Wait a second.

[incorrect-stobotnik]

Robotnik: Can you keep a secret? Stone: Do you know anything about my life? Robotnik: No I do not.Good point.

[incorrect-stobotnik]

Stone: I think I'm falling for you. Robotnik: Then get up.

[incorrect-stobotnik]

Stone: Why would you think any of this was a good idea? Robotnik: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Stone: ... Robotnik: I don't know how you keep forgetting this.

[incorrect-stobotnik]

Robotnik: I prevented a murder today. Stone: Really? How'd you do that? Robotnik: self control.

[incorrect-stobotnik]

Stone: Watcha got there..? Robotnik, polishing a death machine: A smoothie.

[incorrect-stobotnik]

Robotnik: Stone! My face is on fire! Stone: Robotnik! Are you ok?! Robotnik: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly. Stone: But your face is on fire. Robotnik: Yes.It's much faster than shaving.

[incorrect-stobotnik]

Robotnik: I'm such a locationpilled scampercel.

Stone: Can you please talk like a normal person?

[incorrect-stobotnik]

Robotnik: I have done nothing wrong. Ever, in my life.

Stone: I know this, and I love you.

(source: parks and rec)

[incorrect-stobotnik]

Stone, sees a couple, a man giving his girlfriend his jacket: I'm cold

Robotnik: well you should have brought a coat! You know my weather control machine is not done!