Skz Incorrect Quotes

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Felix, about bbokari: I see this damn chicken twice a day

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Changbin: Look me in the eye and tell me I’m not the kind of bitch who would lactate out of spite

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not my usual posting but uhmmm????

thank you??? whoever you are lol

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Jisung, talking about Minho: His cat is apparently rizzless

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Changbin: My tits are a safety hazard

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Seungmin: Jeongin’s dating someone toxic.

Hyunjin: Yeah, but we’re all adults and it makes him happy.

Minho: I think we can all agree, as a group, that we’d rather see him sad

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Jisung: Pepper jack is just colby jack with more swag.

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Jisung: I have a very active imagination and a very active anxiety disorder.

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Jeongin, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

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Changbin: How would you like your coffee?

Jeongin: As dark and as bitter as my soul.

Changbin, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!

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Changbin: You look good in that hoodie.

Hyunjin: You know where else I'd look good?

Changbin, zero hesitation: My bed.

Hyunjin, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

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Minho: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Jisung: I wrote you a poem.

Minho, already crying: You did?

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Felix: I'm allergic to death.

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Minho: Let’s write Seungmin a friendly note, shall we? Dear... Incompetent... Dumbass...

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Minho: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.

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Seungmin: Imagine trying to eat spaghetti with a penis

Chan: I’d rather not

Jisung: Is that how Italians fuck?

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Jisung, talking about Felix: Mans is more bisexual than he is Australian