𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖖𝖚𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖘

( i'm @incorrect-the-eagle but tumblr hates me ) // none of the quotes are mine!

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hey y'all! i'm @incorrect-the-eagle but unfortunately i can't sing up on my old account anymore. i thought about making another one and a new incorrect quotes blog to keep posting here since i really enjoy doing so! hope y'all can understand this inconvenience and have an amazing day/afternoon/night.♡

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esca: marcus, i think you might have PTSD

marcus: yeah i have PTSD

marcus: Proficent Talent for Sucking Di—

esca: we also need to talk about your use of humour as a coping mechanism

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deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (i attend saturnalia games, fall in love at first sight with the slave fighting the retiarius, save him from the claws of death, buy him with my scarse life earnings and make him my freedman)

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cassius: tell me again, why is esca beating the shit out of that guy?

marcus: because he called me gay

cassius: but you're gay

marcus: yeah, but i was holding esca's hand, and that would mean esca was gay too, so he got pissed

cassius: but he IS gay

marcus: you go tell him

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cottia: ARE YOU-

esca: fucking

cottia: KIDDING ME?

liathan: …what was that

esca: marcus banned cottia from swearing for a week so i volunteered to help her out

liathan: i just think you like saying fuck

esca: that doesn’t make my job any less important

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marcus: we can’t manipulate, manwhore, or mansplain our way out of this one

esca: it’s manslaughter then

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cassius: why do you look like that?

marcus, facedown on the floor: like what?

cassius: like you're dead

marcus: because i am dead

cottia, not looking up from her phone: he called esca "babe" in front of his uncle

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marcus: guys i have a crush!

cottia: its always a crush and never a job

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cottia: care to sit? i'm sure you'd like to take some weight of your cloven hooves

esca: calling me the devil? how original

cottia: actually, i was calling you a goat

cottia: you goat

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ㅤㅤmarcus ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤesca

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esca: i've been dropping subtle hints that i like him

esca, to marcus: i can't stand you

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cottia: do you smell that?

liathan: smell what?

cottia: *points to marcus and esca*

cottia: the sexual tension.

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placidus: anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of... mission... quest... thing

marcus: well, that rules you out, placidus

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cottia: has anyone ever told you that you cook well?

marcus: awww, no. they haven't

cottia: then why do you keep cooking?

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esca: send dudes

marcus: you mean nudes?

esca: i'm in a fight. i need more men

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i saw this trending on twt so yeah

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marcus and esca: *staring into each other’s eyes*

cottia: *opens a soda can*

marcus: we're having a moment

cottia: i'm having a coke