Incorrect Wizardess Heart Quotes

~ incorrect quotes galore ~ ~ asks and submissions welcome ~ ~ quill | indi ~

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Elias: Can we go to a haunted house this year?

Klaus: What's wrong with the one we live in?

Elias: What?

Klaus: What?

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Mod Announcement

Hey hey hey guys! Merry Christmas and happy holidays! Your mods are here with an announcement for you all~

Mod Quill (formerly Mod Emma -- this is what I go by now) is here to bring about a few things we’d like to say!

First off, we’d like to thank you for sticking around despite the recent silence these last couple of years. Though it was never our intention to let the blog go quiet, we’ve both been really busy with our last years of high school, but it’s so heartwarming to come back to see that nearly eight hundred of you are still here. 

Second of all, despite the announcement, we still can’t promise that we’ll be back to the same levels of activity as before. While we both have more time in out schedules after graduating high school, I’d like to take some time to replay some of the routes before getting on with posting quotes! Some of my own previous... mischaracterisation of some characters stings quite harshly in retrospect given that I hadn’t played their routes. So hopefully we’ll be back with more characteristically accurate quotes soon (that don’t just hinge around the Fortitudo class). 

Again, thank you so much, and we look forward to seeing more of you guys again in 2022!

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Liz: Open your messages! You're not a celebrity!

Zeus: Snapchat is beneath me.

Liz: YOU DOWNLOADED IT!

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Liz: You know how I roll.

Liz: And I'm not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill.

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Joel: Who the fuck added me to the fucking group chat?

Liz, appalled: Language!

Elias: Yeah, watch your fucking language.

Luca: Okay, who taught Elias the fuck word?

Yukiya: "The fuck word."

Klaus: Are you all stupid? You all use the f word all the time.

Elias: Oh my God, he censored it.

Yukiya: Say fuck, Klaus.

Elias: Do it, Klaus. Say fuck.

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Klaus, irritated: So how did you two get into that accident?

Elias: We were driving, and there was a deer on the road, so I yelled, "Luca, deer!"

Klaus: And?

Elias: Tell him what you said.

Luca:

Luca: I said, "Yes, honey?"

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Zeus: I am the most independent, free-spirited being.

Hiro: So, when Liz asked you to sit down-

Zeus: Bro, what was I gonna do? Say no?!

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Liz: I am the most responsible person in this group.

Guy: But you just set the kitchen on fire.

Liz: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that!

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Hey, I just rediscovered this tumblr after it disappeared from my dash for like a year. Weird. Anyway, it's great to see y'all are still here! - @ness-plays-wizards

Ahh, sorry about that--that's probably because we haven't really had the time to post quotes lately, but we'll be back on that soon~ high school is hard lol. That, or it was Tumblr being... well. Tumblr. Nice to see you again though, Ness!

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I still can’t believe Wizardess Heart is discontinued 😞. I’m still happy to see some people relatives active in the last sparks of this fandom! ❤️

Yeah, it's a shame that the game is officially over, but we're slowly trying to bring this blog back so WH doesn't disappear altogether! It was both the mods' first "proper" otome game, so it holds a special place in our hearts, and we'd hate to see it vanish.

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Hi

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Zeus: Am I right, Hiro?

Hiro: I'm almost certain you're not, but to be fair I wasn't listening.

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Nox: Rex! Have you seen the thing!

Rex: What thing?

Nox [running about and answering distractedly]: You know the thing! I seem to have misplaced it and it's of greate importance...

Lix [walks into the room]: Hi Nox!

Nox: Ah! There it is!

Rex: . . .

Rex: You lost Liz?!

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Caesar: It never occurred to me that some people "gradually stir in" their pasta.

Alfonse: Yeah? What do you do with yours?

Caesar: Dump it all in the pot at once like the spaghetti goblin I am.

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Can you do one with Alfonse and Caesar?

Hey anon! The next one up will be with those two in regards to your amazing suggestion! It will be up tomorrow (in the morning our time) so stay tuned! Thanks for your support <3

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Florin: What if we inverted our initials? Alorin Frden.

Light: Fight Lildora.

Klaus: Glaus Koldstein.

Elias: Glias Eoldstein.

Alfonse: Glfonse Aoldstein.

Albert: Albert Aubur- this is a stupid game.

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Randolph: I love this whole good cop/bad cop thing you two have going.

Merkulova: It's not really a thing. It's more like I'm nice and Professor Schuyler isn't.