barbara’s story broke me

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Walter: I am offended. I am angry. I am very tired...so I’m going to take a nap, but when I wake up, oh, you are in for it.

Walter, four hours later: How dare you?

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Edie: What state are you in?

Molly: Constant anxiety.

Sam: Denial.

Barbara: Perfection.

Calvin: ...Washington!

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Sven: I lose at everything. I even lost my reading spectacles.

Molly, staring at the glasses on top of Sven’s head: I’ll help you find ‘em for five dollars.

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Edie: We don’t use bad words in the Finch house.

Barbara from upstairs: FUCK!

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Lewis: (opens a Dr. Pepper with his guitar pick)

Edith: (watches in amazement)

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Barbara: You know we hate it when you make up words.

Walter: Are you guys still mad at me for saying snacksident?

Sam: Yes. Very.

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Lewis: You know, I always think I know what will come out of your mouth next, but I never do.

Milton: Yeah, neither do I.

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Dawn, introducing Sanjay: This is my better half.

Kay, introducing Sam: This is my bitter half.

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Sam: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Dawn: I’ve been zoned out for the past two hours.

Kay: I got distracted halfway through.

Gus: I made the conscious decision to ignore you.

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Dawn: Guys, we need a plan.

Gus: Punch everyone.

Dawn: One that goes further than punching everyone.

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“If you think I won’t punch that guy who said that the green Fruit Loops are the best, you don’t know me.”

- Gus

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Edie: You don’t need to be so stressed.

Walter: Okay, but consider this: I am.

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welcome back anna!!! ❤❤❤❤ nice to see you posting again! ily!!!

THANK YOU!!!!! i’m so happy to be back!!! i took a brief absence bc of staggering mental health, but i’m so happy to be back making people laugh with my stupid jokes again :D ily floof!!!!!

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“I’m too cute for 90% of the shit that I go through.”

- Molly, probably

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i have a good feeling about 2020. we can do this. no matter our 2019 has been, let’s end it strongly so that we can come into the new decade with only good vibes. there is still going to be frustration, stress, and sadness, but we’re all going to make it through, like we did in the past. this time we will get back up and pursue those goals, no matter how far away we are from achieveing them. we’re going to be kinder to ourselves for mistakes and try new things, pushing aside any self doubt. good things are coming soon. here’s to a fresh start!💫🌙✨

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Sven: You cut my credit card?

Calvin: INTO A NINJA STAR!

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Edith: What’s the most scandalous thing you’ve ever done, Granny?

Lewis: Tell us! We are so excited to know!

Edie: Once when I was seventeen I smoked a cigarette.

Edith:

Lewis:

Edie: Yeah, Teen Me lived for danger.