Kakegurui Queens

yumary is peak badass couple 💋👑

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"I heard people are "To

shipping us?" where?"

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"I heard people are "I know

shipping us?!" I started it"

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Where did bro go? 😔🙏

Sorry sorry the wlw situationship got to me 🫠

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Mary: *laying face down on the floor*

Ririka: So Yumeko said she likes you?

Mary, muffled: Yeah

Ririka: ... And you asked her to marry you?

Mary: Yeah

Ririka: Well, how did she react?

Mary: Dunno, I ran before I could scare her even more.

*Meanwhile*

Yumeko, striding towards Itsuki and Ryota: OMG!!! Guys, I'm getting married!

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Ryota: Why are Yumeko and Mary not talking?

Itsuki: They're fighting.

Ryota: Then why are they holding hands?

Itsuki: Yumeko gets sad when they fight.

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Kirari: Honestly, "You'll never find the body" is such a boring threat. A better threat would be; "You'll never stop finding the body."

Yumeko: Or even, "They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months... and you'll still be alive for three of them."

Sayaka and Mary: [watching their girlfriends with a mixture of fear, respect, and arousal]

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Mary [on the phone with Yumeko]: So, what are you wearing?

Yumeko: Do you want me to tell you or do you want to come find out for yourself?

[ten minutes later]

Mary: Yumeko, what is the meaning of this?

Yumeko [in a dinosaur costume]: Why are you upset? I could've just told you, but you chose to hang up and run over here.

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Mary, with her arms crossed: I guess you're my mulkvisti *walks away*

Yumeko: Huh?

Itsuki: Here *hands Yumeko her phone*

Yumeko: *reads the google answer* It is Finnish for "one I don't hate as much as the others"

Yumeko: *squeals then runs to hug Mary*

Mary: *blushes profusely*

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Mary: What the hell were you thinking?!?!

Yumeko: Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic

Mary: You released OSTRICHES!!!

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Ryota: What are six things you say in the bedroom?

Itsuki: F**k

Mary: Which one you want?

Yumeko: TAKE ME!

Ririka: Let's cuddle

Kirari: Your eyeshadow compliments your beauty

Sayaka: Im NoT rEaDy!

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Yumeko: Aww, Mary-san look at you, getting all romantic with these candles

Mary:

Mary: Ok first of all, I'm going to sacrifice you-

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Yumeko: *kisses Mary on the cheek*

Mary: You missed.

Yumeko: What do you mean I missed, Meari-san?

Mary: You missed.

Mary: *kisses Yumeko on the mouth*

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Mary: I accidentally slept with Yumeko.

Ririka: Accidentally?

Mary: Yeah.

Ririka: I don't understand. How could you possibly accidentally sleep with someone?

Mary: *blushes*

Ririka: You tripped or something?

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Itsuki: I've decided I'm planning a wedding.

Ryota: Whose?

Itsuki: Mary and Yumeko's.

Sayaka: They're engaged?!

Itsuki: They will be.

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Yumeko: Mary sometimes talks in her sleep, it's adorable.

Mary, sleeping: Fight me... You motherfucker... Square up.. I think the fuck not...

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Yumeko: *slowly sipping her tea*

Mary: *is solving crosswords* sometimes annoying, but still manages to be somewhat adorable and is always incredibly beautiful

Mary: *says Yumeko's name*

Mary: it fits

Yumeko: *chokes on her drink while blushing furiously*

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Mary, with visible hickeys on her neck: Morning.

Sayaka: What the hell happened to your neck?!

Mary, panicking: A mosquito bit me!

Yumeko, entering the living room: Good morning!

Kirari: Hello, mosquito.